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Stirlingsays Flag 15 Jul 19 8.48pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Cultural appropriation. I'm writing to the studios asking for an audition for the new Shaft.

You're the wrong sex man....get it right.

Unless you're going to cross dress and call yourself Susan.

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 15 Jul 19 8.49pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Cultural appropriation. I'm writing to the studios asking for an audition for the new Shaft.

Too late. Tilda Swinton got it. Warwick Davis is gutted.

 
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Stirlingsays Flag 15 Jul 19 8.50pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

She has a Tena Lady that opens out into a submersible.

And a lipstick that can realign into a deadly eyeliner.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Jul 19 8.51pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

You're the wrong sex man....get it right.

Unless you're going to cross dress and call yourself Susan.

Leave Susan out of it - she only appears at 'special occasions'.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Jul 19 8.52pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

And a lipstick that can realign into a deadly eyeliner.

Could have some good driving scenes. Can Q help with parallel parking?

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Jul 19 8.54pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Too late. Tilda Swinton got it. Warwick Davis is gutted.

Warwick Davis is the new bad guy. Bond once patted him on the head - now he's out for revenge. And world domination, of course.

 

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Alexi_the_Eagle Flag Newton-le-Willows 15 Jul 19 8.56pm Send a Private Message to Alexi_the_Eagle Add Alexi_the_Eagle as a friend

F**k this. Seriously. Male dominated franchises need to stop being browbeaten by the SJW’s, feminists and minorities. Star Wars and Dr Who have suffered, but now Bond? That’s like throwing a baby out with the bath water.

But in the spirit of equality, let’s gender swap Wonder Woman, Catwoman and whatnot. Oh wait, that’s right. There would be rioting in the streets.

 

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.TUX. Flag 15 Jul 19 9.00pm

She has a Tena Lady that opens out into a submersible.
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And a lipstick that can realign into a deadly eyeliner.
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Did your Jaws drop or was she a Scaryminger?

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 15 Jul 19 9.01pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Could have some good driving scenes. Can Q help with parallel parking?

He can but he's still getting his head round 007's insistence that they go from a Aston Martin to a pink Nissan Micra.

Edited by Stirlingsays (15 Jul 2019 9.01pm)

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Jul 19 9.04pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

He can but he's still getting his head round 007's insistence that they go from a Aston Martin to a pink Nissan Micra.

Edited by Stirlingsays (15 Jul 2019 9.01pm)

And Bond will be carbon neutral. She will have to retrieve her bullets for recycling and plant acres of trees after any plane journeys.

 

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.TUX. Flag 15 Jul 19 9.06pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

And Bond will be carbon neutral. She will have to retrieve her bullets for recycling and plant acres of trees after any plane-jane journeys.

EFA.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Jul 19 9.08pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by .TUX.

EFA.

She's not my type either. Not sure she would fancy a bald, middle-aged Palace fan but I'm not taking any chances.

 

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