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Bexley Eagle Bexley Kent 20 Sep 19 3.02pm
I have learned that do not try and warm up a microwave meal in the office after 6 pints of Camden Pale ale. Fat fingers led to a nasty explosion.
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Bexley Kent 20 Sep 19 3.02pm

I have learned that do not try and warm up a microwave meal in the office after 6 pints of Camden Pale ale.
Fat fingers led to a nasty explosion.

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 20 Sep 19 5.22pm
I didn't learn this today (some time ago, in fact) but HMRC continually lie and cannot be trusted. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 20 Sep 19 5.22pm

I didn't learn this today (some time ago, in fact) but HMRC continually lie and cannot be trusted.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 21 Sep 19 7.39am
learnt not to pay somebody up in full when they are a good few days off finished, because they '' need all the money to pay their rent and honest they can be trusted to come back, day is long, heart of gold etc etc '' Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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learnt not to pay somebody up in full when they are a good few days off finished, because they '' need all the money to pay their rent and honest they can be trusted to come back, day is long, heart of gold etc etc ''

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Teddy Eagle 31 Oct 19 8.43am
Today I learned that Barrow player Bobby Knox was the first substitute to score in the League. It was on the same day Keith Peacock became the first sub. Rather pleasingly Knox also became the first sub to save a penalty when he came on for the injured goalie. It was also the goalkeeper who went off to allow Peacock on but he didn’t go in goal.
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31 Oct 19 8.43am

Today I learned that Barrow player Bobby Knox was the first substitute to score in the League. It was on the same day Keith Peacock became the first sub. Rather pleasingly Knox also became the first sub to save a penalty when he came on for the injured goalie.
It was also the goalkeeper who went off to allow Peacock on but he didn’t go in goal.

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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 31 Oct 19 9.14am
I learnt today that to make good tea the bag needs to be agitated, so I slapped her on the arze and said "Two sugars please" Glad All Over
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Somewhere in Switzerland 31 Oct 19 9.14am

I learnt today that to make good tea the bag needs to be agitated, so I slapped her on the arze and said "Two sugars please"

Glad

All

Over

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YT Oxford 31 Oct 19 9.53am
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle Today I learned that Barrow player Bobby Knox was the first substitute to score in the League. It was on the same day Keith Peacock became the first sub. Rather pleasingly Knox also became the first sub to save a penalty when he came on for the injured goalie. It was also the goalkeeper who went off to allow Peacock on but he didn’t go in goal. Keith Peacock went to my primary school (Barnehurst County Primary School). He used to turn up once a year to play in the school team v dads football match. Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 31 Oct 19 9.53am

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Keith Peacock went to my primary school (Barnehurst County Primary School). He used to turn up once a year to play in the school team v dads football match.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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Stirlingsays 31 Oct 19 11.10am
Not today but a few days ago I learnt that the university of Oxford's student union voted to discourage clapping in favour of 'jazz hands' for 'inclusivity'. What a load of virtue signalling waffle....They should be spending their time getting the clap not banning it. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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31 Oct 19 11.10am

Not today but a few days ago I learnt that the university of Oxford's student union voted to discourage clapping in favour of 'jazz hands' for 'inclusivity'.

What a load of virtue signalling waffle....They should be spending their time getting the clap not banning it.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 31 Oct 19 11.17am
Originally posted by Stirlingsays Not today but a few days ago I learnt that the university of Oxford's student union voted to discourage clapping in favour of 'jazz hands' for 'inclusivity'. What a load of virtue signalling waffle....They should be spending their time getting the clap not banning it. Because it's clapping in sign language basically. Typical university rubbish. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 31 Oct 19 11.17am

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Not today but a few days ago I learnt that the university of Oxford's student union voted to discourage clapping in favour of 'jazz hands' for 'inclusivity'.

What a load of virtue signalling waffle....They should be spending their time getting the clap not banning it.

Because it's clapping in sign language basically. Typical university rubbish.

Red and Blue Army!

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Stirlingsays 31 Oct 19 11.20am
Originally posted by ASCPFC Because it's clapping in sign language basically. Typical university rubbish. I know some sign language which I could happily show some of those kooks. Edited by Stirlingsays (31 Oct 2019 11.20am) 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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31 Oct 19 11.20am

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Because it's clapping in sign language basically. Typical university rubbish.

I know some sign language which I could happily show some of those kooks.