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 becky  over the moon 04 Apr 20 10.27pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Generally useful for cooking, cleaning, ironing and for the occasional intrusion of one's person into but they're expensive and they eat a lot. Yours get fed as well ?????
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 palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 04 Apr 20 10.46pm |
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They are allowed to feast upon the body parts of the previous, superfluous incumbents.
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 04 Apr 20 11.53pm |
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i love the etymology of the word 'Hysterical'
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Teddy Eagle  05 Apr 20 12.04am |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
i love the etymology of the word 'Hysterical' Billy Connolly - Are you feeling hysterical? No, he’s feeling mine.
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 05 Apr 20 12.48am |
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i love the quote from Jack Nicholson in 'as good as it gets' Q. You are such a brilliant writer. Your understanding of women is amazing. what is your secret ? Nicholson : well, i think of a person just like any normal man and then i remove Reason & Accountability.
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| rednblueblood 05 Apr 20 7.00am |
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Wow this thread is like going back to the 70’s
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| Midlands Eagle 05 Apr 20 8.46am |
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Originally posted by rednblueblood
Wow this thread is like going back to the 70’s Did they still have neanderthals in the 70's Still, I suppose that a football forum is a typical hiding place for unreconstructed man
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| becky over the moon 05 Apr 20 8.50am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Did they still have neanderthals in the 70's Still, I suppose that a football forum is a typical hiding place for unreconstructed man This is what happens when a man can't get to the shops for his favourite wax strips and moisturiser - they all revert to type....
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| Badger11 Beckenham 05 Apr 20 10.19am |
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Originally posted by becky
This is what happens when a man can't get to the shops for his favourite wax strips and moisturiser - they all revert to type.... LOL. I have changed my outlook a lot in my later years, for the good so women keep telling me. However I point out that under this new age reconstructed man there is still a Neanderthal trying to get out. Edited by Badger11 (05 Apr 2020 10.20am)
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 05 Apr 20 10.26am |
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God called to Adam. "Adam, I've been thinking. I think you need a mate. I've decided to make you one. She'll cook for you, clean for you, tidy up after you, laugh at your jokes, never argue, listen to your every word and attend to your every need." "Sounds great God. Thanks. How much will it cost me?" "I can make her for an arm and a leg" "Hmmmmm…..sounds a bit expensive. What can I get for a rib?"
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| Teddy Eagle 05 Apr 20 12.34pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Did they still have neanderthals in the 70's Still, I suppose that a football forum is a typical hiding place for unreconstructed man Well lots of men tried to reconstruct over the past few decades and found that once the transformation was complete they were still wrong about everything anyway.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 05 Apr 20 4.41pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Did they still have neanderthals in the 70's Still, I suppose that a football forum is a typical hiding place for unreconstructed man The 70s. My absolute favourite decade.
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