Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

Born from an egg on a mountain top...

That is a classic, the episode i like best is when Kid Curry kills Roger Davis, who took over from Pete Duel, after he comitted suicide, when he stole the gold and left Hayes, Curry and the old boy to die

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

I'm not sure this is correct. I used to read sci-fi books as a youngster, and I'm sure 'Homo Superior' appears in some of those novels. I can't remember which title or author, but maybe Asimov or Stapledon, or similar. I certainly remember hearing it sung by Bowie and associating the term with a fictional master race that I had read about.

Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

These days it's more about the programmes I CAN'T remember, like last week's episode of Shetland when I'm sitting down to watch the next one!

F Troop
Hogan's Heroes
The Beverley Hillbillies

One that scared me s***less and gave me nightmares was The Tellygoons. It's the puppet thing; I was the same with Punch and Judy shows.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

I would add Green Acres to those three. That was a strangely surreal programme from Arnold the TV watching pig to Mr. Kimball who was completely bonkers.