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344. The waiting game.
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345 Playing 'Man About the House' with Sally Thomsett, Paula Wilcox and Yootha Joyce
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346. Travelling to the country and cutting out the middle man by getting his milk straight from the udder. Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Nov 2012 5.59pm)
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347. Nude karaoke starring Roger Hodgson
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Quote DanH at 30 Nov 2012 5.21pm
343. Dunking my testicles into a bowl of full fat milk
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348. Shiny new locks on front doors.
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. |
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349. Advancements in miniature camera technology.
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Quote The Sash at 30 Nov 2012 5.52pm
345 Playing 'Hide the Sausage' with Sally Thomsett, Paula Wilcox and Yootha Joyce
Edited by SloveniaDave (30 Nov 2012 10.03pm)
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You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name. |
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351. The fact that - just like everyone got confused and kept forgetting, and still do, that Morg hadn't started the fantastic 'Morg Broadcasting Thread' - this super one..when it goes Gold... will too give the same thread starter no credit whatsoever.
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352. Struggling to control his Dr Strangelove glove.
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353 The pin sharp crease in a nice pair of gents sensible slacks
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