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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.34am | |
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Originally posted by dannyh
Errrr back on point for a mo. Is the TARDIS going to go through one of its "renovations" as it does with each new Doctor. I'm seeing Laura Ashley drapes, scatter cushions and a rear parking sensor.
Edited by dannyh (24 Jul 2017 4.29pm) Obvs.. can't take over someone else's tardis and not put your own stamp on it. Prefer next home personally to Laura Ashley but then I am a fussy f***er apparently
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.37am | |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
and a busted taillight, which despite having brick dust in it, is an absolute mystery as to how it occurred. Builders lorry must have hit it.
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Part Time James 25 Jul 17 11.43am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Builders lorry must have hit it. Whilst delivering patio slabs.
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.44am | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Yes, they go on about bra burning and Woman's epic struggle with periods and how f**king pointless men are, then they wheel out some plastic looking Hollyoaks actor and froth all over him like shaving foam has exploded in their knickers. Disgusting show. James... thinking you sound a little miffed you don't have 4 post menopausal women applying the vagisil and pawing all over you of a lunchtime. You're not hiding your disappointment very well
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Part Time James 25 Jul 17 11.47am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
James... thinking you sound a little miffed you don't have 4 post menopausal women applying the vagisil and pawing all over you of a lunchtime. You're not hiding your disappointment very well It's no secret that I have been subjected to very little female attention in my life. I seem to be a magnet for gay men but the only time a woman has ever looked at me was when I had toothpaste on my shirt. But let's not turn this into another "woe is PTJ" thread. That TV show is a load of horse arse either way.
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.50am | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Well past it's sell by date and on the occasions I have watched it I cringe at the crap they come out with a male equivalent would never be tolerated on the airwaves. Never heard any of them talking about their periods though
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Part Time James 25 Jul 17 11.52am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Well past it's sell by date and on the occasions I have watched it I cringe at the crap they come out with a male equivalent would never be tolerated on the airwaves. Never heard any of them talking about their periods though They don't have to specifically mention them. Everything those women say is tarnished with the resentment of a life time of oozing offal from their lower regions. They have that look in their eyes that says "WE BLED FOR YOU b******S".
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 Jul 17 11.56am | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
They don't have to specifically mention them. Everything those women say is tarnished with the resentment of a life time of oozing offal from their lower regions. They have that look in their eyes that says "WE BLED FOR YOU b******S". Must admit it's not all its cracked up to be feeling like death for 16 days out of 30!
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Part Time James 25 Jul 17 11.59am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Must admit it's not all its cracked up to be feeling like death for 16 days out of 30! Granted, but it's not a product that has been mis-sold by a coalition of all men. I hated spunking the bed every night for 5 years when I was growing up but I don't blame women. Well, I do blame the ones modelling bras in the Avon catalogue to be fair.
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 Jul 17 12.03pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Granted, but it's not a product that has been mis-sold by a coalition of all men. I hated spunking the bed every night for 5 years when I was growing up but I don't blame women. Well, I do blame the ones modelling bras in the Avon catalogue to be fair. Ah but if men could have babies we wouldn't have to suffer this nonsense. So yep. Most definitely all the fault of men for having a p**** unfortunately
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Part Time James 25 Jul 17 12.05pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Ah but if men could have babies we wouldn't have to suffer this nonsense. So yep. Most definitely all the fault of men for having a p**** unfortunately Typical, I've lost count of how many times my p**** has been given a bad press.
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Part Time James 25 Jul 17 12.12pm | |
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By the way, I am on a wind up. I'm not quite that much of a chauvinist!
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