I know an aged supporter who wears dentures - Probably guffawed so much they were catapulted out of his mouth.

Brighton have had 51 [ fifty one ] shots on goal

in their last TWO games and scored only ONE goal

[ tonight ..and lost ]

Well, that was as bizarre as it was inexplicable as it was hilarious.

I'll tell you what though, whilst we stole the win, we earned the point we were going to get until Benteke channeled his inner Van Basten.

Back to basics, a depleted side worked hard for the draw that suited us far more than them. I can't remember a game where the players threw themselves in front of the goal so often in such committed fashion. Easy to say that's the least we should expect, but actually it's unusual to see any team do it to the extent ours did tonight.

Brighton may have had tonnes of shots, but Guaita wasn't making a tonne of saves.

A bunch of guys from South London going down to the south coast to commit robbery probably isn’t anything new but never had it been done with such hilarity!

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Me too

Smash and grab win are always the best in my book ..... Just like the good old days with AJ - one shot on target and 3 points in the bag

Amazing shift put in by our back 4 - threw themselves at everything.

Not sure why people are so obsessed with stats these days - the only one that matters is 1-2