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 kav  The Helicopter View 05 Jun 03 4.59pm |
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Oh!You mean pussie 
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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danpalace  05 Jun 03 11.41pm |
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1.that fat slag from 'youve been framed'
2.country bumpkins
3.graham norton, and all the people in the audience, theyre so lame
4.dogs that sniff your nuts
5.dog s***
6.nextdoor neighbours that put a knife through my football when i kicked it over there, and then throw it back
by the way... why alan partridge?, hes quality
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| Penge Eagle Beckenham 12 Jun 03 7.26pm |
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Quote ThamesmeadEagle at 04 Jun 2003 7:20pm
my 5 things are:
1. Flying Eagle
2. Jon from BB4
3. Wiggers
4. Brighton and everything in it.
5. this website
So why come on here then? der!!
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Clifton  El Cajon, CA 13 Jun 03 12.45am |
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Madcap18.
Cheers!
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Ouzo Dan  Behind you 13 Jun 03 8.54am |
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Garage Music
Ayia Napa
Rude boys
Croydon women  (not as great as they think they are)diclaimer - not all women from croydon are like this just the ones you meet on the town of a nightime.
Boy Racers
The Word Soccer
Americans calling the english language american 
cant think of any others at the moment
The mountains are calling & I must go.
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| Penge Eagle Beckenham 19 Jul 03 2.44pm |
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Glastonbury
The Notting Hill Carnival
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| 21 Jul 03 9.50am |
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I would put in:
*Millwall.
*Man Utd.
*Vegetarians.
*Posh People.
*People who post in "txt" language.
*People who walk slowly.
*People who insisted on shouting when talking on their phone
*Schoolkids who play their ringtones on the bus.
*Busted
*Blazin' Squad
*People who own 4x4's but never drive them off-road. Only use them for "School runs".
*Rude Boys (they walk like they have a pin in their foot)
*People who pronunce Colin Powell's name Ko-Lin.
*New York
*ALL american sitcoms. (including friends.)
*Golf.
*Big Brother (the programme).
*The people from Big Brother. (They get famous when they don't deserve to be).
*All other reality TV programmes, like Pop Idol, etc.
*People who believe in UFO's and other things Super Natural.
*Americans who get excited really easily.
*Manufactured Music.
*Sarah Cox
*Graham Norton
*Pointless Shops (e.g. Gadget Shop).
*The word "Stationary".
*Robbie Williams (fat cu*t).
*Nokia Phones
*Croydon and Sutton women
*Garage Music.
*The Blue Orchid nightclub.
*The progeamme Euro Trash.
*Litter louts
*Cyclists who ride on the pavement
*People who smoke in public. (I don't want cancer)
*People who can do back flips. ( I want to be able to do them)
*Justin Timberlake
*Small "yappy" dogs e.g. Yorkshire Terriers.
*Ballet
*Opera
*Goths
*Grungers
*The 468 bus route (god its so boring)
*Thornton Heath.
*Protestors
*People who spit.
*Grafitti.
I wouldn't put in Brighton FC because we wouldn't have anyone to beat 5-0!!!
Edited by randomjack (21 Jul 2003 10:06am)
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| kav The Helicopter View 21 Jul 03 11.18am |
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Football transfer speculation!
Edited by kav (21 Jul 2003 11:18am)
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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| JackL Over @ The BBS 24 Jul 03 9.25am |
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I would put in:
*Millwall.
*Man Utd.
*Vegetarians.
*Posh People.
*People who post in "txt" language.
*People who walk slowly.
*People who insisted on shouting when talking on their phone
*Schoolkids who play their ringtones on the bus.
*Busted
*Blazin' Squad
*People who own 4x4's but never drive them off-road. Only use them for "School runs".
*Rude Boys (they walk like they have a pin in their foot)
*People who pronunce Colin Powell's name Ko-Lin.
*New York
*ALL american sitcoms. (including friends.)
*Golf.
*Big Brother (the programme).
*The people from Big Brother. (They get famous when they don't deserve to be).
*All other reality TV programmes, like Pop Idol, etc.
*People who believe in UFO's and other things Super Natural.
*Americans who get excited really easily.
*Manufactured Music.
*Sarah Cox
*Graham Norton
*Pointless Shops (e.g. Gadget Shop).
*The word "Stationary".
*Robbie Williams (fat cu*t).
*Nokia Phones
*Croydon and Sutton women
*Garage Music.
*The Blue Orchid nightclub.
*The progeamme Euro Trash.
*Litter louts
*Cyclists who ride on the pavement
*People who smoke in public. (I don't want cancer)
*People who can do back flips. ( I want to be able to do them)
*Justin Timberlake
*Small "yappy" dogs e.g. Yorkshire Terriers.
*Ballet
*Opera
*Goths
*Grungers
*The 468 bus route (god its so boring)
*Thornton Heath.
*Protestors
*People who spit.
*Grafitti.
I wouldn't put in Brighton FC because we wouldn't have anyone to beat 5-0!!!
Edited by randomjack (21 Jul 2003 10:06am)
:p MissHolmesforever:p
Over @ The BBS
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 24 Jul 03 12.02pm |
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HOL members who change their IDs and post the same list twice... 
Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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| JackL Over @ The BBS 24 Jul 03 1.03pm |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 24 Jul 2003 12:02pm
HOL members who change their IDs and post the same list twice...
it wasn't intentional. It might of been where Guntri is merging my two user names... I don't know!
:pMissHolmesforever:p
Over @ The BBS
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| Boyce Boi Hookey Street 28 Jul 03 8.54am |
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This post has been merged from a topic called 'Things People Hate' by Penge Eagle
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
> 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
14. When you are involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
Grandad: "I don't know why they want these drug addiction centers anyhow, I mean aint we got enough drug addicts without them recruiting them?"
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| JackL Over @ The BBS 28 Jul 03 9.25am |
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This post has been merged from a topic called 'Things People Hate' by Penge Eagle
This thread has already been started. see below:
[Link]
:pMissHolmesforever:p
Over @ The BBS
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 28 Jul 03 10.34am |
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This post has been merged from a topic called 'Things People Hate' by Penge Eagle
To add to that list, Boycie...
People who say 'take care' at the end of a conversation. No, funnily enough, I'm going to perform death-defying stunts for the next few hours. Shiiiiiiiiit.
Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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| johnos panos Bed 04 Aug 03 5.47pm |
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Also Tottenham fans.
We all follow the palace,over the land and sea,
and BRIGHTON,
We all follow the palace, on to victory!
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Oz Eagle 2  05 Aug 03 4.54am |
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BNP members, 'cause I don't like Gays, or fascists. And if you haven't heard the one about the BNP leader...
First of the gang with a gun in his hand....
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| Oz Eagle 2 05 Aug 03 4.54am |
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Actually, that was silly. Just hate fascists.
(But the bit about their leader is true.)
First of the gang with a gun in his hand....
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| Pikester Worthing 10 Oct 03 2.54pm |
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After this morning it has to be:
People with rucksacks or bags on their back within 5 miles of a train station.
Yeah that's it mate you just walk along smashing your laptop into everyone's face while you search for a seat big enough to accomodate your fat lardy arse.
That and people who won't sit in the window seat even though they're going the whole journey - so everyone has to barge past and smash my kneecaps to get past some four-eyed t*** who's got nothing better to do than read his emails.
(Apologies if you're a four-eyed Speccy - except if you're a four-eyed speccy sitting on my train with a laptop).
I f******g hate the train.
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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jcreedy  10 Oct 03 2.58pm |
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Racists
Sprouts
Hastings
Horseradish
Hangovers
Coffin dodgers behind the wheel
It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
- John Bostock (Nov 2007)
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| Hayes Eagle Bromley 12 Oct 03 1.25pm |
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Alpay
 red and blue army
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