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 Rudi Hedman  Caterham 15 Apr 16 3.46pm |
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 15 Apr 16 3.53pm |
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Originally posted by Stuk
We used to accost a local and do the classic take a photograph mime. Then make them take another in case the first one was s***e. You don't have to get them to take another one in case, just check the photo in the memory. I think selfies are acceptable on holiday without bothering locals but bellends that take 20 a day need to get over themselves. Trying to make their unimportant lives more interesting through pictures. Oh, you get them at Palace cup matches along with their attention seeking unfunny shouts and changing of words to songs after 4 midday beers. As if in the years we've been here we haven't heard it before.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 15 Apr 16 4.04pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
I don't even know what buttons to press to do a selfie or turn my phone into a torch. My wife told me about an incident at work yesterday. She was waiting behind some 30ish bloke at the hot drinks dispenser who was engrossed in his iPhone and not paying attention. So my wife prodded him and said... "excuse me... the machine is indicating that you need to put a cup in the dispenser" Reply... "Uuugh soz, my bad" After about another few minutes of iPhone gazing.... my wife had to prod him again and said... "Excuse me... but your drink is ready now, could you take it out, so that I can get a drink and go back to work please?" Reply... "Uuugh soz, my bad"
Had to get 2 silly teenage girls to move their car forward the other day because they were in front and I couldn't get my car near enough to my pump. I thought they were about to leave but they were chatting with their phones in their hands and then after moving forward, got out to fill up. FFS. And it was only a f***ing Fiat 500 FFS. They probably wouldn't be able to reach their own car actually. Hopefully nobody else will have to suffer them from now on. Shame they can't accidentally put larger Diesel nozzles in their petrol car.
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| Stuk Top half 15 Apr 16 4.08pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
You don't have to get them to take another one in case, just check the photo in the memory. I think selfies are acceptable on holiday without bothering locals but bellends that take 20 a day need to get over themselves. Trying to make their unimportant lives more interesting through pictures. Oh, you get them at Palace cup matches along with their attention seeking unfunny shouts and changing of words to songs after 4 midday beers. As if in the years we've been here we haven't heard it before. Nah, take two and delete the worst one.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Apr 16 4.08pm |
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And those darned "Selfo sticks" which seem to be all the vogue these days. Really don't know what the great fascination is about taking pictures of oneself.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 15 Apr 16 4.18pm |
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It could be worse, we could all live on the Herts/Essex border near the Towie halfwits having to hear sh1te like: Like, reem,like obvs, well jel, at the end of the day, like obviously, like basically, like literally. He was like, I was like, then he was like, then she arrived and was like, and I felt like. Who is that cvnt I got a glimpse of on This Morning the other day? Er, its this simpleton.....Rylan Clark-Neal. What a pointless person, and TV channel. Edited by Rudi Hedman (15 Apr 2016 4.20pm)
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 15 Apr 16 4.19pm |
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. Edited by Rudi Hedman (15 Apr 2016 4.20pm)
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| nhp61 Goring-By-Sea born, now in Brackne... 15 Apr 16 4.32pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
It could be worse, we could all live on the Herts/Essex border near the Towie halfwits having to hear sh1te like: Like, reem,like obvs, well jel, at the end of the day, like obviously, like basically, like literally. He was like, I was like, then he was like, then she arrived and was like, and I felt like. Who is that cvnt I got a glimpse of on This Morning the other day? Er, its this simpleton.....Rylan Clark-Neal. What a pointless person, and TV channel. Edited by Rudi Hedman (15 Apr 2016 4.20pm) I am a peaceful, mild mannered, wouldn't harm a fly type.
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 15 Apr 16 5.17pm |
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Originally posted by nhp61
I am a peaceful, mild mannered, wouldn't harm a fly type.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Apr 16 5.22pm |
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Originally posted by nhp61
I am a peaceful, mild mannered, wouldn't harm a fly type.
His teeth sparkle like the ivories of a concert grand piano.
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 15 Apr 16 6.32pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
And those darned "Selfo sticks" which seem to be all the vogue these days. Really don't know what the great fascination is about taking pictures of oneself. People use them to take pictures of their willos.
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| nhp61 Goring-By-Sea born, now in Brackne... 15 Apr 16 8.26pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
His teeth sparkle like the ivories of a concert grand piano. That are just itching to be rammed down his stupid throat, so far down he'll so he'll need an endoscope to help brush them in the morning...
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