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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 31 Jul 17 1.36pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

PTJ mate, I've just said I would like to sodomise a decapitated and long dead civil engineer and no one's batted an eyelid. I wouldn't worry about it

Actually, I've just realised that all three of my ideal rectum receivers are a bit on the dead side. Probably should be worried about that.

Charlotte Church now looks like Honey G.

 


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Part Time James Flag 31 Jul 17 1.43pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Superfly

PTJ mate, I've just said I would like to sodomise a decapitated and long dead civil engineer and no one's batted an eyelid. I wouldn't worry about it

Actually, I've just realised that all three of my ideal rectum receivers are a bit on the dead side. Probably should be worried about that.

Charlotte Church now looks like Honey G.

Well, I don't apologise for my sense of humour in general but it's a forum and one that seems like a bit of a minefield right now. I'd rather not be one of the people caught up in an argument, I'd rather apologise for specific comments when called out (which I do sincerely), in particular when I'm notified that they were sicker than I intended. As I say, the reason the comment was sicker than I meant it to be related to something close to my own heart (although that is largely irrelevant in my personal assessment of the offensiveness I appreciate).

Don't worry, I'll still be on fun talk saying disgusting stuff (hopefully within the rules and without purposefully making enemies).

 




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Part Time James Flag 31 Jul 17 1.44pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Plus I enjoy reading shocking comments from others, I always will.

 




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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 01 Aug 17 4.37pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Superfly

PTJ mate, I've just said I would like to sodomise a decapitated and long dead civil engineer and no one's batted an eyelid. I wouldn't worry about it

Actually, I've just realised that all three of my ideal rectum receivers are a bit on the dead side. Probably should be worried about that.

Charlotte Church now looks like Honey G.

I wouldn't like to be the one who did the honours regards Honey G, but, and it's only a personal opinion, I do think she could do with being vigorously sodomised.

 

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johnno42000 Flag 01 Aug 17 7.19pm Send a Private Message to johnno42000 Add johnno42000 as a friend

Cersei Lannister.

 


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We are goin up! Flag Coulsdon 01 Aug 17 7.53pm Send a Private Message to We are goin up! Add We are goin up! as a friend

Honey G's a lezzer apparently.

Surely Lily Allen is in desperate need of an aggressive backdoor slamming?

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 01 Aug 17 7.59pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

To pleasure? Lucky Lucy Verasamy.

To hurt? Anthea Turner.

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 01 Aug 17 8.03pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by We are goin up!

Honey G's a lezzer apparently.

Surely Lily Allen is in desperate need of an aggressive backdoor slamming?

She communicates out of it so often she could fart 'Things Can Only Get Better' as you did it.

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 01 Aug 17 8.37pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by We are goin up!

Honey G's a lezzer apparently.

Surely Lily Allen is in desperate need of an aggressive backdoor slamming?

It's not fair,
And I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,

Oh you're supposed to care,
That you never make me scream,
You never make me scream,

Oh, it's not fair,
And it's really not okay,
It's really not okay,
It's really not okay.

Which of vem lyrics do you think she'd change after a buggering?

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 07 Aug 17 11.58am

This could make a great TV show, Celebrity Through the Butt Hole / the Big Bugger. Each week a male and female celebrity are selected from the audience, and two lucky members of the public get to give their colon a very rigorous test drive.

Episode 1 - Phil Schofield vs Holly Willoughby face to face challenge. Who can take the Mamba

Episode 2 - Fern Cotton vs Eamon Holmes, buttfist of fun...

 


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Part Time James Flag 07 Aug 17 12.36pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Can I extend this to virtue signaller punishment?

Perhaps whilst celebs are glued to a fracking demonstration we could lure in an amorous horse and put them to work on the z-list celeb's bottom hole?

How about "I'm A Celebrity Cause Crusader, Get This Horse Off Of Me"? It's a working title anyway.

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 07 Aug 17 2.07pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Can I extend this to virtue signaller punishment?

Perhaps whilst celebs are glued to a fracking demonstration we could lure in an amorous horse and put them to work on the z-list celeb's bottom hole?

How about "I'm A Celebrity Cause Crusader, Get This Horse Off Of Me"? It's a working title anyway.

I was thinking about Children in Need the other day, and what should occur, is that celebrities should put their money where their mouth is and auction off their orifices, rather than just provide a hack knee skit or two.

Rather than a 10 minute s**ty Dr Who skit that no one wants to see, celebrities could auction off blow jobs to the public. These could also be pay per view - the amount raised would be staggering.

People would be willing to pay millions to watch Ant and Dec get sodomised. Rather than a charity single we could pay towards Lilly Allen taking two 12 inch dildos up her arse, or Right Said Fred taking it in turns with Bono. Not only would it help the kids, it'd bring the country togeather to watch Sting lying sobbing in a massive pool of cum.

Won't these celebrities think of the children.

 


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