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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 31 Jul 17 1.36pm | |
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PTJ mate, I've just said I would like to sodomise a decapitated and long dead civil engineer and no one's batted an eyelid. I wouldn't worry about it Actually, I've just realised that all three of my ideal rectum receivers are a bit on the dead side. Probably should be worried about that. Charlotte Church now looks like Honey G.
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Part Time James 31 Jul 17 1.43pm | |
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Originally posted by Superfly
PTJ mate, I've just said I would like to sodomise a decapitated and long dead civil engineer and no one's batted an eyelid. I wouldn't worry about it Actually, I've just realised that all three of my ideal rectum receivers are a bit on the dead side. Probably should be worried about that. Charlotte Church now looks like Honey G. Well, I don't apologise for my sense of humour in general but it's a forum and one that seems like a bit of a minefield right now. I'd rather not be one of the people caught up in an argument, I'd rather apologise for specific comments when called out (which I do sincerely), in particular when I'm notified that they were sicker than I intended. As I say, the reason the comment was sicker than I meant it to be related to something close to my own heart (although that is largely irrelevant in my personal assessment of the offensiveness I appreciate). Don't worry, I'll still be on fun talk saying disgusting stuff (hopefully within the rules and without purposefully making enemies).
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Part Time James 31 Jul 17 1.44pm | |
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Plus I enjoy reading shocking comments from others, I always will.
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ex hibitionist Hastings 01 Aug 17 4.37pm | |
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Originally posted by Superfly
PTJ mate, I've just said I would like to sodomise a decapitated and long dead civil engineer and no one's batted an eyelid. I wouldn't worry about it Actually, I've just realised that all three of my ideal rectum receivers are a bit on the dead side. Probably should be worried about that. Charlotte Church now looks like Honey G. I wouldn't like to be the one who did the honours regards Honey G, but, and it's only a personal opinion, I do think she could do with being vigorously sodomised.
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johnno42000 01 Aug 17 7.19pm | |
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Cersei Lannister.
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We are goin up! Coulsdon 01 Aug 17 7.53pm | |
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Honey G's a lezzer apparently. Surely Lily Allen is in desperate need of an aggressive backdoor slamming?
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Rudi Hedman Caterham 01 Aug 17 7.59pm | |
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Stirlingsays 01 Aug 17 8.03pm | |
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Originally posted by We are goin up!
Honey G's a lezzer apparently. Surely Lily Allen is in desperate need of an aggressive backdoor slamming? She communicates out of it so often she could fart 'Things Can Only Get Better' as you did it.
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Rudi Hedman Caterham 01 Aug 17 8.37pm | |
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Originally posted by We are goin up!
Honey G's a lezzer apparently. Surely Lily Allen is in desperate need of an aggressive backdoor slamming? It's not fair, Oh you're supposed to care, Oh, it's not fair, Which of vem lyrics do you think she'd change after a buggering?
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jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Aug 17 11.58am | |
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This could make a great TV show, Celebrity Through the Butt Hole / the Big Bugger. Each week a male and female celebrity are selected from the audience, and two lucky members of the public get to give their colon a very rigorous test drive. Episode 1 - Phil Schofield vs Holly Willoughby face to face challenge. Who can take the Mamba Episode 2 - Fern Cotton vs Eamon Holmes, buttfist of fun...
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Part Time James 07 Aug 17 12.36pm | |
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Can I extend this to virtue signaller punishment? Perhaps whilst celebs are glued to a fracking demonstration we could lure in an amorous horse and put them to work on the z-list celeb's bottom hole? How about "I'm A Celebrity Cause Crusader, Get This Horse Off Of Me"? It's a working title anyway.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Aug 17 2.07pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Can I extend this to virtue signaller punishment? Perhaps whilst celebs are glued to a fracking demonstration we could lure in an amorous horse and put them to work on the z-list celeb's bottom hole? How about "I'm A Celebrity Cause Crusader, Get This Horse Off Of Me"? It's a working title anyway. I was thinking about Children in Need the other day, and what should occur, is that celebrities should put their money where their mouth is and auction off their orifices, rather than just provide a hack knee skit or two. Rather than a 10 minute s**ty Dr Who skit that no one wants to see, celebrities could auction off blow jobs to the public. These could also be pay per view - the amount raised would be staggering. People would be willing to pay millions to watch Ant and Dec get sodomised. Rather than a charity single we could pay towards Lilly Allen taking two 12 inch dildos up her arse, or Right Said Fred taking it in turns with Bono. Not only would it help the kids, it'd bring the country togeather to watch Sting lying sobbing in a massive pool of cum. Won't these celebrities think of the children.
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