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Originally posted by KAOS
A MILF version of the Crystals for blokes over a certain age ... Quite right, then I won't get arrested anymore
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Pull down the three newest stands in the stadium and replace with mud banks. Put up telegraph poles and stick a few 100 watt lamps on them. Allow fans to walk around to any side of the stadium so they can have a half time punch up with the opposition. Sell hot bovril and a gristle pies. Let the pitch, after 5 games, look like a quagmire. Only get sent off if there's blood involved. Park your car outside the ground for a quick getaway. Oh what fun we used to have.
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Originally posted by Palace Oldy
Pull down the three newest stands in the stadium and replace with mud banks. Put up telegraph poles and stick a few 100 watt lamps on them. Allow fans to walk around to any side of the stadium so they can have a half time punch up with the opposition. Sell hot bovril and a gristle pies. Let the pitch, after 5 games, look like a quagmire. Only get sent off if there's blood involved. Park your car outside the ground for a quick getaway. Oh what fun we used to have. And bring back a peanut lady and sell rattles and rosettes outside the ground.
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The Duchess' snatch.
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Crikey Willo we could go on for pages and pages.
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Originally posted by Palace Oldy
Pull down the three newest stands in the stadium and replace with mud banks. Put up telegraph poles and stick a few 100 watt lamps on them. Allow fans to walk around to any side of the stadium so they can have a half time punch up with the opposition. Sell hot bovril and a gristle pies. Let the pitch, after 5 games, look like a quagmire. Only get sent off if there's blood involved. Park your car outside the ground for a quick getaway. Oh what fun we used to have. You were lucky I did not have a car mine was only a moped .
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