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 YT  Oxford 25 Jun 19 6.33pm |
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Originally posted by jeeagles
As a champion of streamline communication I'd like to reach out to you all to showcase the benefit of cliched-jagon. Using it adds value and delivers meaningful results. Take a moment and brainstorm how thinking out of the box can clear a path for blue sky thinking. I'm going to hell. Shouldn't that be "to" rather than "and'?
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| Pete53 Hassocks 25 Jun 19 6.38pm |
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When did asking for a dedication on the radio for a friend or family member become a "shout out"? That really bugs me. There are also other annoying sayings that get mindlessly parotted e.g. Its a learning curve,between a rock and a hard place, early doors ....
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 25 Jun 19 7.17pm |
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Originally posted by YT
(Pssst! I was mocking the thread title, which has subsequently been corrected. Incidentally, the younger Miss YT has always said "May you please...?" rather than "Would you please...?" (eg May you please pass the salt?). I've always found it quite endearing.) Edited by YT (25 Jun 2019 6.33pm) Edited by YT (25 Jun 2019 6.34pm) So,Moving forward YT i apologise for not picking up on this earlier. Ive had a fairly industrious daylight time, whilst thinking outside the box. God, i need help.
This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise. |
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| kennybrowns leftfoot Reigate 25 Jun 19 7.17pm |
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When a young person serves you in a shop and says 'Boss man' at the end of every sentence... You're a middle class kid from Banstead mate.. Dont talk s***.
Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!! |
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| Stirlingsays 25 Jun 19 7.19pm |
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Imagineer. Whoever invented that seriously deserved a series of short sharp slaps around the back of the head until they apologised. Unless they were a bird.....then it's a disappointed set of loud 'tuts'. Edited by Stirlingsays (25 Jun 2019 7.24pm)
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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| YT Oxford 25 Jun 19 7.27pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Imagineer. Whoever invented that seriously deserved a series of short sharp slaps around the back of the head until they apologised. Unless they were a bird.....then it's a disappointed set of loud 'tuts'. Edited by Stirlingsays (25 Jun 2019 7.24pm) Followed by some short sharp slaps around the back of her legs
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| Painter Croydon 25 Jun 19 7.34pm |
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As your leaving a DIY store. "Can I interest you in double glazed windows" There is nothing at all interesting about windows.
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| Stirlingsays 25 Jun 19 7.54pm |
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Safe space. Totes triggering. AAArrrgggghhh....I triggered myself. Edited by Stirlingsays (25 Jun 2019 7.55pm)
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 25 Jun 19 8.21pm |
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'when the world was hetero-orthodox' … now we are 'non-binary' thank heavens. So Zaha is the bitch's ovaries. The universe is sadly hetero-orthodox and this is bcos God's a bloke of course. On another note 'incentivising' - to add to the many insightful contributions of office psycho-babble already made on this thread.
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| silvertop Portishead 25 Jun 19 8.29pm |
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Going forward Having a conversation Speaks to
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| punksnotdead croydon 25 Jun 19 8.30pm |
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The one that seems to mean nothing and everything but never seems to need an explanation as to what it means is
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 25 Jun 19 8.31pm |
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'you're a legend' no, i'm not.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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