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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 25 Jun 19 5.01pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

There's no 'i' in team.

Edited by Stirlingsays (25 Jun 2019 5.02pm)

 


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View Fatherken's Profile Fatherken Flag 25 Jun 19 5.06pm Send a Private Message to Fatherken Add Fatherken as a friend

" At the end of the day "
That's called night time

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 25 Jun 19 5.15pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Any phrase where the writer sticks a question-mark at the end, presumably because they are stupid. A random (and admittedly unremarkable) example from my town's Facebook noticeboard today:

"I've looked in the recommendations section, but I can't find any removals company?"

Edited by YT (25 Jun 2019 5.18pm)

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 25 Jun 19 5.17pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

There's no 'i' in team.

Edited by Stirlingsays (25 Jun 2019 5.02pm)

Worse would be "There's no 'f' in team". Where would that leave us?

 


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View kenners46's Profile kenners46 Flag sydenham village 25 Jun 19 5.27pm Send a Private Message to kenners46 Add kenners46 as a friend

It's coming home..

 

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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 25 Jun 19 5.28pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Worse would be "There's no 'f' in team". Where would that leave us?

Wealthier.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 25 Jun 19 5.35pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Just saying.

 


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View eagleman13's Profile eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 25 Jun 19 5.35pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Phrases that include "may you" instead of "make your".

Ooo, you geographical rasist

'May you' is Queens English, 'Make you' as in "i make you right" is a London/Southern term. Ive got headache now.

 


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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 25 Jun 19 5.45pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Repurposing.

WTF is that supposed to mean?

 

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View kayjaybee's Profile kayjaybee Flag orpington 25 Jun 19 6.03pm Send a Private Message to kayjaybee Add kayjaybee as a friend

In shops/pubs etc when the customer says "can I get"

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 25 Jun 19 6.27pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

Ooo, you geographical rasist

'May you' is Queens English, 'Make you' as in "i make you right" is a London/Southern term. Ive got headache now.

(Pssst! I was mocking the thread title, which has subsequently been corrected. Incidentally, the younger Miss YT has always said "May you please...?" rather than "Would you please...?" (eg May you please pass the salt?). I've always found it quite endearing.)

Edited by YT (25 Jun 2019 6.33pm)

Edited by YT (25 Jun 2019 6.34pm)

 


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jeeagles Flag 25 Jun 19 6.29pm

As a champion of streamline communication I'd like to reach out to you all to showcase the benefit of cliched-jagon. Using it adds value and delivers meaningful results.

Take a moment and brainstorm how thinking out of the box can clear a path for blue sky thinking.

I'm going to hell.

 

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