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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 09 Sep 19 2.07pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist


most other halves don't want you to see anyone male or female, they just want to keep you in the bunker and b*llock you all day long irrespective of the gender/sexual preference/transitionality-tolerance of your friends

If that’s you it sounds like the gimp in Pulp Fiction.

 

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Mapletree Flag Croydon 09 Sep 19 2.24pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

'Plenty'?

I very much doubt that 'plenty' is the reality.....well with motor mechanics I know that's very much a minority female interest....Whereas horse racing has always had female interest.

Well, he does run the bar at Goodwood. When he has the energy

 
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Stirlingsays Flag 09 Sep 19 2.29pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist


most other halves don't want you to see anyone male or female, they just want to keep you in the bunker and b*llock you all day long irrespective of the gender/sexual preference/transitionality-tolerance of your friends

Blimey Ex hibitionist....man overboard! Get yourself a better bird or whatever.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 09 Sep 19 2.30pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

Well, he does run the bar at Goodwood. When he has the energy

Always energy for a stiff one at the end of a long day.

 

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 09 Sep 19 3.39pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Blimey Ex hibitionist....man overboard! Get yourself a better bird or whatever.

I described their intention, making sure they are thwarted without them realising it is the key to married life imho, and who's runninmg the bar at Goodwood? I thought cryptic and obscure was my trick. Don't bother explaining.

 
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Stirlingsays Flag 09 Sep 19 3.42pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

I described their intention, making sure they are thwarted without them realising it is the key to married life imho, and who's runninmg the bar at Goodwood? I thought cryptic and obscure was my trick. Don't bother explaining.

There are two sides to human nature....it's isn't just negative.

Let's hope that these aren't your pick up lines eh.

 

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Mapletree Flag Croydon 09 Sep 19 4.15pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

I described their intention, making sure they are thwarted without them realising it is the key to married life imho, and who's runninmg the bar at Goodwood? I thought cryptic and obscure was my trick. Don't bother explaining.

Ok

I shan’t mention that Goodwood has both horse racing and motor racing so if Dan runs the bar he gets birds that are into motor mechanics, horse racing and real ale. I definitely won’t explain that.

 
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Stirlingsays Flag 09 Sep 19 4.54pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

Ok

I shan’t mention that Goodwood has both horse racing and motor racing so if Dan runs the bar he gets birds that are into motor mechanics, horse racing and real ale. I definitely won’t explain that.

In the world of the one eyed man....(forgive the corruption)

Dan is a sex god.

'Ooooh....his beans are on fireeee'.

Edited by Stirlingsays (09 Sep 2019 4.55pm)

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 09 Sep 19 6.05pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

In the world of the one eyed man....(forgive the corruption)

Dan is a sex god.

'Ooooh....his beans are on fireeee'.

Edited by Stirlingsays (09 Sep 2019 4.55pm)

Or he’s just married.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 09 Sep 19 6.16pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Or he’s just married.

What's marriage in the wild living 'devil may care' world of the average accountant?

[Link]

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 09 Sep 19 7.15pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

exactly, stereotyping, there are plenty of women I know who are into motor mechanics, horse racing, real ale as well as 'don't tell the bride', it makes having a platonic relationship a lot easier

So you would bend them over the bonnet whilst reading the racing post and holding a pint of real ale.
You de man.

 
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cryrst Flag The garden of England 09 Sep 19 7.25pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Blimey Ex hibitionist....man overboard! Get yourself a better bird or whatever.

Clearly you havent been married long enough to know the future is clear.
Better birds dont exist long term.
Maybe that's why the barmaid at my local had a lodger for 4 weeks a few years back.
And a Todger I might add.
Turned out to be more mental than my mrs.
f*** me that humble pie is like the magic porridge pot.!!

 
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