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Grown men hugging as a greeting. What happened to "Oi w***er" when seeing a mate.
It's good to keep an opened mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. |
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Took me a minute to check that wasn't what I'd originally said!
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Website error messages that are trying to sound cool or appeal to young people. For example, when I am trying to upload the stats from a run to one of the running website it's a proper faff. Sometimes it fails and I get an error message that says "Oh noes, something went wrong". And on Google Chrome the HOL page just timed out and I got "Aw snap". It's not the right time to try to be humorous about a technical fault.
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Leavers hoodies. The train station is full of kids in leavers hoodies. When I left school I made every effort to instantly forget school even happened, rather than parading around in a hoodie advertising when I left. They even seem to be doing it for kids leaving primary school now. The only purpose I can think of is you can do a quick bit of maths in your head to establish whether it's ok to check out a girl's backside.
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
I've dropped vindaloo-inspired diarrhoea turds with greater entertainment value.
He remains currently criticised for providing TRUE original, earthy yet non-obscene-and-fit-for-the-family-light entertainment within an otherwise madcap busy world with increasingly loose morals.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Leavers hoodies. The train station is full of kids in leavers hoodies. When I left school I made every effort to instantly forget school even happened, rather than parading around in a hoodie advertising when I left. They even seem to be doing it for kids leaving primary school now. The only purpose I can think of is you can do a quick bit of maths in your head to establish whether it's ok to check out a girl's backside. See previous post about kids leaving primary school.. it's a joke and looking to be an expensive one too. The parents are worse than the kids it seems
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by Sportyteacher
He remains currently criticised for providing TRUE original, earthy yet non-obscene-and-fit-for-the-family-light entertainment within an otherwise madcap busy world with increasingly loose morals.
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'' this is our last attempt to contact you for unclaimed PPI''
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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Originally posted by Ulysses
Based on his offerings on other subjects on other threads, I can only sadly conclude that he is indeed being serious.
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Being ignored
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by Willo
People talking loudly on their mobile phones really riles the 'Billy Goat's gruff" in me. Why do people have to raise their voices when they are on the phone ? The other day I went down to the beach for some solice and all I could hear was this lady squawking away about where she was going, what she was going to cook etc etc.Bloody infuriating and I went over and indicated to her to keep the volume down.
One of my neighbours, a foreign lady, used to stand in her back garden having a long loud heated conversation using the speakerphone, so not only did we have to put up with her shouting, we had the extra benefit of hearing whoever she called shouting back. Often, she made these calls at around 8am. Grrrr! I found inciting my three killer psycho devil dog Chihuahuas to bark and yap loudly in our garden when she was on the phone soon cured the neighbour's early morning garden shouty phone conversations
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Defoe.
Buy Litecoin. |
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