They've had to say goodbye to the yellow brick road because Blackfoot Sue are standing in it. Bern and Reg will have to take the detour via Tobacco Road and Baker Street.

In a dramatic turn the Spinners have invoked a clause to add the Detroit Spinners to their ranks, the Detroit Emeralds have turned down the Bachelors who are now invoking the same legal loophole to get the eponymously contracted Soup Dragons on side. Meanwhile Juice Newton is deciding who to join based on superior numbers.

Aztec Camera are awaiting developments.

Simple Minds haven’t got a clue what’s going on but are alive and kicking on the waterfront.

Simon & Garfunkel are prompting a boxer and Sparks are threatening to whomp that sucker.

Karl should watch out for Symarip’s skinhead moonstomping him.