Big deal. R. Kelly believes he can fly.

John Denver was due to be leaving on that flight but he’s had to nip into Jackson Browne’s doctor about his eyes.

The Motors are busy dancing the night away but luckily Joni has her big yellow taxi. She could catch Boney Ms flight if she can wait until night and fancies going to Venus. Mike Nesmith might or might not be able to get her as far as Rio.

He’s fighting off the Klingons off the starboard bow. Glen should’ve gone into the Fifth Dimension and gone up up and away which would’ve been more gentle on his mind.

The Jam have made a start on eating trifles. They tried to enlist Dionne Warwick but she just walked on by but not like an Egyptian or a man.

Bernie and Elton have hopped in their old gold Chevy and gone off to the place of their own. They only find Saturday night alright for fighting anyway.