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redders2000 Flag Basildon upper holmesdale Block L ... 13 Oct 10 9.07pm Send a Private Message to redders2000 Add redders2000 as a friend

You Think you've had a bad day? One of the Chilean miners has just realised he didn't clock on!

 

5-0 We beat the scum 5-0
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redders2000 Flag Basildon upper holmesdale Block L ... 14 Oct 10 5.16pm Send a Private Message to redders2000 Add redders2000 as a friend

The first task for the Chilean miners after their release today is to visit Anfield- to advise Roy Hodgson on how to get out of a f***ing hole before Christmas.!!!

 

5-0 We beat the scum 5-0
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kent675 Flag Bromley, Kent 18 Oct 10 10.41am Send a Private Message to kent675 Add kent675 as a friend

Already got my ticktes for the Merseyside derby next year.

I am in the Tranmere end!

 

Four wheels drives the body - Two wheels drives the soul
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Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 18 Oct 10 12.12pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

Liverpool's John Lennon airport has announced its new logo...

JohnLennonAirport.JPG Attachment: JohnLennonAirport.JPG (19.68Kb)

 

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...
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tc eagle Flag Beckenham 18 Oct 10 1.17pm Send a Private Message to tc eagle Add tc eagle as a friend

Quote kent675 at 18 Oct 2010 10.41am

Already got my ticktes for the Merseyside derby next year.

I am in the Tranmere end!

erm same could be said about us at Charlton next season


Edited by tc eagle (18 Oct 2010 1.17pm)

 
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ChrissyN Flag Kinshicho 19 Oct 10 9.40am Send a Private Message to ChrissyN Add ChrissyN as a friend

Quote tc eagle at 18 Oct 2010 1.17pm

Quote kent675 at 18 Oct 2010 10.41am

Already got my ticktes for the Merseyside derby next year.

I am in the Tranmere end!

erm same could be said about us at Charlton next season

Edited by tc eagle (18 Oct 2010 1.17pm)


But neither of us are anywhere near Merseyside.

 

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Dulwichsteve Flag (Another Girl) Another Planet 20 Oct 10 5.19pm Send a Private Message to Dulwichsteve Add Dulwichsteve as a friend

I think Rooney is on his way to Liverpool FC.
I’ve just been down the training ground and over heard Roy Hodgson say “Looks like Wayne’s coming”.
I didn’t hear any more because it started pissing down and I had to run for cover.

 

I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell
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Old Chap Flag Orpington 01 Nov 10 5.52pm Send a Private Message to Old Chap Add Old Chap as a friend

GROAN

Apparently the issue with the explosives in the printer cartridges was a misunderstanding.

The post room were told to “send them by TNT” not ……..

 

Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season?
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Eustace H. Plimsoll Flag Aldershot 03 Nov 10 11.29pm Send a Private Message to Eustace H. Plimsoll Add Eustace H. Plimsoll as a friend

- My dog's got no nose?
- How does it smell?
- Very pleasant as it happens - I bathe her regularly - however I fail to see the relevance to her nasal concerns and find your complete disregard of this problem rather disrespectful.

I really can't be arsed to check, but if that isn't the crappest joke then I say I say we've got big problems. I just wanted to be the 'latest poster' on the top 3 threads.

Get in.

 

As a woman, I can step aside, or step up my game...
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Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 06 Nov 10 11.12am Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'

'Great!'

'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'

'Yes - but I couldn't get near it for Liverpool supporters!

 

Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.
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Eaglesnut Flag Waterford 08 Nov 10 8.01pm Send a Private Message to Eaglesnut Add Eaglesnut as a friend

DRT got red carded so he is taking his thread & going home!!

 
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lanzarote ron Flag East Grinstead 10 Nov 10 3.38pm Send a Private Message to lanzarote ron Add lanzarote ron as a friend

I went to my doctor's office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before.
Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ."

I said, "I think my c0ck tastes funny..."

 

When you're dead you don't know you're dead.

It is difficult only for the others.

It's the same when you're stupid.
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