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 ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Sep 15 4.47pm |
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I've always intended to be filthy rich and die shagging a far younger (female) p*** star. Surprised this hasn't been said already. Sorry to be sexist/genderist to all of those with different sexual preferences. Edited by ASCPFC (15 Sep 2015 4.47pm)
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Sedlescombe  Sedlescombe 15 Sep 15 5.06pm |
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Quote alaneagle1 at 31 Aug 2015 9.00pm
On the Job.
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| NICK THE EAGLE Coulsdon 15 Sep 15 5.30pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 15 Sep 2015 11.15am
I have Parkinson's disease which is slowly taking hold and affecting my mobility, balance, ability to swallow, joints are seizing up etc. I hope something comes along to curtail my longevity as my life will eventually become a living hell. I'm too scared for the Dignitas solution right now though.
Not very often I'm speechless but I am now. Stay strong mate
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 15 Sep 15 5.38pm |
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Quote kingdowieonthewall at 15 Sep 2015 4.09pm
Often work off some pretty high scaffolds at times.
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 15 Sep 15 5.48pm |
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Execution for war crimes.
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martinb75  Tampere 15 Sep 15 6.05pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 15 Sep 2015 11.15am
I have Parkinson's disease which is slowly taking hold and affecting my mobility, balance, ability to swallow, joints are seizing up etc. I hope something comes along to curtail my longevity as my life will eventually become a living hell. I'm too scared for the Dignitas solution right now though.
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| doi209 Fighting for the weak and innocent... 15 Sep 15 6.13pm |
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Drown in a vat of varnish. I'll get my coat.
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-TUX-  Alphabettispaghetti 15 Sep 15 6.20pm |
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Breaking the fall but saving the life of a painter working on scaffolding
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| Hoof Hearted 15 Sep 15 6.36pm | |
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Thanks for all your lovely responses. I'm good for a couple of seasons yet though. I'm more worried about Bob (KDOTW) and his high dive from the scaffold into a tin of paint. Overall it's the most spectacular demise suggested so far.
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blind eagle  Covington.Tennessee 15 Sep 15 6.58pm |
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Quote alaneagle1 at 31 Aug 2015 9.00pm
On the Job. Day or night job?
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| blind eagle Covington.Tennessee 15 Sep 15 7.06pm |
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My football team we win the Premiership and the FA Cup and I shall die of surprise!
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| blind eagle Covington.Tennessee 15 Sep 15 7.18pm |
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Quote ASCPFC at 15 Sep 2015 4.47pm
I've always intended to be filthy rich and die shagging a far younger (female) p*** star. Surprised this hasn't been said already. Sorry to be sexist/genderist to all of those with different sexual preferences. Edited by ASCPFC (15 Sep 2015 4.47pm) Sounds as if you are half way to La La Land already.!
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