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Originally posted by Willo
Heavens. Some just think about sexual encounters.Whatever happened to considering a lady's personality,nature etc etc ? In my pomp there were a lot of ladies who might not have been overly attractive but were kind and generous with sunny dispositions and hearts as big as 'Moby Dick'. Always consider the personality. The greedy ones were better.
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Something to grab hold of
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Surely all men will have different opinions. On the other way around I once had a relationship with a girl that loved bodybuilders so it was doomed from the start. She eventually left me for an Arnold Schwarzenegger look alike (well the body anyway)who she subsequently married Don't worry, 'she'll be back'.
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Originally posted by 80`s biker
I saw a girl the other day that was so thin her legs were like broom handles yuk not for me.Don`t like too big either but always had a thing for Vanessa Feltz........................I know I know keep taking the tablets. Did you see her naked in the bath interview with Amanda de Cadenet?
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Originally posted by johnno42000
Don't worry, 'she'll be back'.
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Originally posted by johnno42000
Don't worry, 'she'll be back'. Was she Sara Connor?
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Posh and slightly chubby is pretty attractive (such as Nigella). Really fat and smelly is 'don't look at the mantle-piece whilst you poke the fire' territory.
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After a heavy drinking session i went back to a birds house who was really stunning and a size 8. I think she must have eaten the duvet and pillows as when i woke up she was a size 18.
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
After a heavy drinking session i went back to a birds house who was really stunning and a size 8. I think she must have eaten the duvet and pillows as when i woke up she was a size 18. Haha. Like it mate.
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Originally posted by Casual
Haha. Like it mate. Beer goggles - invented by fat, ugly birds in 1749. Edited by ASCPFC (17 Sep 2016 6.25pm)
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
No Fattist
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