Do you prefer four fingers or a chunky?

Trouble is, you have to be very careful about the angle of entry as it is triangular.

I dunno why I'm asking, I have a fun size Mars bar.

Depends how tight you are.

Adele does it for me..........She is beautiful.

Double Decker??

Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan

I've only ever shagged one fat bird... and if I'm being honest (the OP asked for honesty) I had to delve in to the w*** bank to make sure I could finish. She made this horrible grunting noise... I think her large frame made it difficult to breath when lying down. How my poor bed didn't collapse, I'll never know.
This isn't a excuse, but I had just broke my toe, meaning I was going to miss out on playing in a cup final for my football team (it was a big deal to me, though typing it down makes it sound like a small thing) and I was really down, she took advantage of my melancholy.

Never again... not in my name.