I had you down as the Babycham type.

B***dy good stuff, too!

Can't beat a 2L bottle of White Lightning in my opinion. As a cider aficionado though it has to be drunk at air temperature, ideally whilst sitting outside McDonalds hurling vitriolic abuse at passers by.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

normally plump for either lager or gin

lager...tsingsao or peroni

gin...warner edwards a personal choice

‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway

Did you know that in sexual parlance, a 'snowball' is having your sperm spat in your mouth following oral sex?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

I dunno, I often feel like a coffee at night, sometimes have a decaf for the bitter taste. Bit like wanting some dark chocolate.

I agree with Kermit otherwise - ale, whisky, but also like a good Calvados from time to time.