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johnno42000 Flag 17 Jul 17 9.59am

Originally posted by Lyons550

Mary Poppins would be far more cocker-knee then Bert the Chimney Sweep!

I think those slag children would tidy up their rooms or Mary would break their effing knee caps.

 


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johnno42000 Flag 17 Jul 17 10.01am

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

But it would be ok if someone got the job because they were a man because it was originally a man. I'm up for takes on re-takes classic characters, having seen just how successful its been in comic books over the years (just about everything revolutionary in comic books stemmed from reinvention, from Sandman to Batman).

I didn't say that. The best candidate should get the job regardless. Can't say I've ever seen her in anything so I don't know whether she is good or bad.

 


'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

matt_himself Flag Matataland 17 Jul 17 10.19am

More to the point, Dr Who is a programme of adolescent minded obsessives and I do not understand why any woman would want to be associated with this tedium.

 


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Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 17 Jul 17 10.27am

I was hoping Kris Marshall would get the gig.

 


Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

Part Time James Flag 17 Jul 17 10.48am

My doctor is a bird and I say fair play to her. Although she seemed to have big fingers when she put them up my anus.

 




hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 17 Jul 17 10.51am

How's she going to park the Tardis?

 


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Part Time James Flag 17 Jul 17 10.57am

Originally posted by hedgehog50

How's she going to park the Tardis?

A metre from the kerb.

 




johnno42000 Flag 17 Jul 17 11.02am

Originally posted by Part Time James

My doctor is a bird and I say fair play to her. Although she seemed to have big fingers when she put them up my anus.

Don't like to worry you but she used to be called Bert and that is no way to treat an ear infection.

 


'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 17 Jul 17 11.06am

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

But it would be ok if someone got the job because they were a man because it was originally a man. I'm up for takes on re-takes classic characters, having seen just how successful its been in comic books over the years (just about everything revolutionary in comic books stemmed from reinvention, from Sandman to Batman).

People will just have to let Zygons be Zygons.

 

jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 17 Jul 17 11.27am

Originally posted by Part Time James

My doctor is a bird and I say fair play to her. Although she seemed to have big fingers when she put them up my anus.

Must have been pretty big for you to feel them.

Will she have a sexy male assistant, as traditionally the lazy Who writers have been very focused on having pretty girl companion / love interests fill in characters (Tate aside, who yeah, you probably would).

I miss the days when Dr Who had a robot dog. That s**t has never been bettered.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 17 Jul 17 11.27am

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

People will just have to let Zygons be Zygons.

 


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Sportyteacher Flag London 17 Jul 17 11.38am

Originally posted by johnno42000

Danny Dyer to be the new Mary Poppins. Equality Rules!

I'd pay good money to see that e.g..'Superfu**ingexpialadocious...the sound of it is something quite atrocious'

 

dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 17 Jul 17 11.43am

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Is this a thing? An attempt to give the 'progressives' their latest social engineering hard on?

Next up it's trans James Bond drinking socially responsible coffee.

I'm only surprised they didn't make her a one parent lesbian, stuck her in a wheel chair, and have her faithful sidekick as a Syrian refugee still wet from clinging onto a boat, pushing her round the re branded RE-TARDIS.

Pathetic.

 


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johnno42000 Flag 17 Jul 17 12.06pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Must have been pretty big for you to feel them.

Will she have a sexy male assistant, as traditionally the lazy Who writers have been very focused on having pretty girl companion / love interests fill in characters (Tate aside, who yeah, you probably would).

I miss the days when Dr Who had a robot dog. That s**t has never been bettered.

As Bill was the latest example I fully expect to see Julian Clary as the new companion.

 


'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

Part Time James Flag 17 Jul 17 12.19pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Must have been pretty big for you to feel them.

Will she have a sexy male assistant, as traditionally the lazy Who writers have been very focused on having pretty girl companion / love interests fill in characters (Tate aside, who yeah, you probably would).

I miss the days when Dr Who had a robot dog. That s**t has never been bettered.

I'm not sure if you're still talking about my doctor, but thankfully there was no male assistant trying to add his fingers to the mix.

 




Part Time James Flag 17 Jul 17 12.21pm

Originally posted by johnno42000

Don't like to worry you but she used to be called Bert and that is no way to treat an ear infection.

I dunno, he found the cotton bud. Wedged in by a ping pong ball.

 




jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 17 Jul 17 12.30pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Is this a thing? An attempt to give the 'progressives' their latest social engineering hard on?

Next up it's trans James Bond drinking socially responsible coffee.

In fairness I think you could make a great film or novel out of a transgendered James Bond. What you can't do I think, is just drop a transgendered Bond into a story, and do nothing with that.

Same with Dr Who. If its just a woman acting in the same way as a man, its pointless. Like a said, Transgender James Bond is a great story / movie waiting to be told. Just making a Bond film which has a transgendered or female bond, that acts like every other Bond is boring.

#liveandnotguy #thecockisnotenough #youonlychangegendertwice.


Edited by jamiemartin721 (17 Jul 2017 12.31pm)

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 17 Jul 17 12.56pm

Cocktopussy.

Goldfingered.

Dr No consent given.

Woman with hair in a bun.

Never say that again.

His Salary is not enough.

 


COYP

YT Flag Oxford 17 Jul 17 1.36pm

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Cocktopussy.

Goldfingered.

Dr No consent given.

Woman with hair in a bun.

Never say that again.

His Salary is not enough.

For Your Ears Only (Except you never listen to a single thing I say)

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 17 Jul 17 1.43pm

Originally posted by YT

For Your Ears Only (Except you never listen to a single thing I say)

Besties forever. Sweatpants forever. Diamond delusions forever.

 


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