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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 06 Apr 20 2.02pm
Originally posted by ASCPFC Great music album [Link] It occupies pride of place in my collection. I think Mr Apollo, as curator of staffie's compendious archive, might be able to oblige those who are sufficiently curious. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 06 Apr 20 2.02pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Great music album

[Link]

It occupies pride of place in my collection. I think Mr Apollo, as curator of staffie's compendious archive, might be able to oblige those who are sufficiently curious.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 06 Apr 20 2.30pm
Originally posted by ASCPFC Here is a Russian General for you. [Link] Ukrainian. & yes, would. This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 06 Apr 20 2.30pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Here is a Russian General for you.

[Link]

Ukrainian.

& yes, would.

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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Stirlingsays 06 Apr 20 2.36pm
A good woman is worth their weight in gold. An average woman is worth their weight. And the rest are just a weight. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

06 Apr 20 2.36pm

A good woman is worth their weight in gold.
An average woman is worth their weight.
And the rest are just a weight.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 20 2.41pm
My dear wife was looking rather mournful whilst staring at the mirror saying she looked rather plump and ugly and urged me to pay her a compliment to lift her spirits.My response was that her eyesight is top notch.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 20 2.41pm

My dear wife was looking rather mournful whilst staring at the mirror saying she looked rather plump and ugly and urged me to pay her a compliment to lift her spirits.My response was that her eyesight is top notch.

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 06 Apr 20 2.41pm
Originally posted by Cucking Funt It occupies pride of place in my collection. I think Mr Apollo, as curator of staffie's compendious archive, might be able to oblige those who are sufficiently curious. It is probably not available in any format. One hopes. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 06 Apr 20 2.41pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

It occupies pride of place in my collection. I think Mr Apollo, as curator of staffie's compendious archive, might be able to oblige those who are sufficiently curious.

It is probably not available in any format. One hopes.

Red and Blue Army!

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Stirlingsays 06 Apr 20 2.44pm
Originally posted by Willo My dear wife was looking rather mournful whilst staring at the mirror saying she looked rather plump and ugly and urged me to pay her a compliment to lift her spirits.My response was that her eyesight is top notch. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

06 Apr 20 2.44pm

Originally posted by Willo

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 20 2.50pm
Originally posted by Stirlingsays A good woman is worth their weight in gold. An average woman is worth their weight. And the rest are just a weight. In bygone days I used to rest my weight on naughty women. A "Good woman" not so obliging.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 20 2.50pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

A good woman is worth their weight in gold.
An average woman is worth their weight.
And the rest are just a weight.

In bygone days I used to rest my weight on naughty women.
A "Good woman" not so obliging.

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Stirlingsays 06 Apr 20 2.52pm
Originally posted by Willo In bygone days I used to rest my weight on naughty women. A "Good woman" not so obliging. Yep, though the testing sample is never as valuable as the bottle. Edited by Stirlingsays (06 Apr 2020 2.53pm) 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

06 Apr 20 2.52pm

Originally posted by Willo

In bygone days I used to rest my weight on naughty women.
A "Good woman" not so obliging.

Yep, though the testing sample is never as valuable as the bottle.

Edited by Stirlingsays (06 Apr 2020 2.53pm)

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 20 2.58pm
Originally posted by Stirlingsays Yep, though the testing sample is never as valuable as the bottle. Edited by Stirlingsays (06 Apr 2020 2.53pm) I recall the 'Jeroboams' of yesteryear in my lothario days!
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 20 2.58pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Yep, though the testing sample is never as valuable as the bottle.

Edited by Stirlingsays (06 Apr 2020 2.53pm)

I recall the 'Jeroboams' of yesteryear in my lothario days!

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Stirlingsays 06 Apr 20 3.10pm
Originally posted by Willo I recall the 'Jeroboams' of yesteryear in my lothario days! I once had a five foot one girlfriend for a couple of years...so I suppose I was on the 'shorts'. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

06 Apr 20 3.10pm

Originally posted by Willo

I recall the 'Jeroboams' of yesteryear in my lothario days!

I once had a five foot one girlfriend for a couple of years...so I suppose I was on the 'shorts'.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 20 4.45pm
Originally posted by Stirlingsays I once had a five foot one girlfriend for a couple of years...so I suppose I was on the 'shorts'. As one jolly japester (Now sadly deceased) said to me many years ago "They are all the same height lying down".
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 20 4.45pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I once had a five foot one girlfriend for a couple of years...so I suppose I was on the 'shorts'.

As one jolly japester (Now sadly deceased) said to me many years ago "They are all the same height lying down".

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