i've found that i'll sit awake until the early hours, get annoyed then try to do something creative to use the time, at which point, I'll fall asleep two pages/10 minutes in.....no fair

Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan

i'e found its actually the excessive p*** that does that to be fair

Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan

People starting all passages of speech with "so.."

Trolley... Wiki googling and pretending he doesn't.

People with cheap/crap garden furniture

I've refrained from commenting on this thread because once I start, I may not be able to stop...

People that drive slowly through traffic lights - why do they always get through and leave the 4 other cars that should have done furious?

Used to be the go compare man but now I think the cab driver in the go compare advert that says "fantastic" is even more of a c*nt

I'll be amazed if anyone else remembers this but the voice on an old advert that used to be on talksport for digital radio that said "calm down grandad" I havent heard it in years yet the thought still winds me up

Middle lane coasters - you can get points for it now yet some people still persist

People that blame everyone else except themselves - particularly with the overweight - I was overweight and when I finally got fed up of it I did something about it

Mark Lawrenson being a miserable p*ick

There's plenty more but I'd better draw a line under this as i'm in danger of coming across s a bit of a misery...