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The Ombudsman. In particular the Ombudsman/regulator for the profession I work in. I can't mention it in case they are watching.
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People who keep losing things
'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more' |
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And that's the future of the teaching profession in this country. Heaven help us
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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She says she only realised it was stuck when she pressed down on her stomach . What nonsense. You would know without a shadow of a doubt if you had a 7" vibrator stuck in your rectum. Either that or her sphincter is the width of the Blackwell tunnel
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
She says she only realised it was stuck when she pressed down on her stomach . What nonsense. You would know without a shadow of a doubt if you had a 7" vibrator stuck in your rectum. Either that or her sphincter is the width of the Blackwell tunnel Looks like Finchy from The Office wasn't always right.
'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more' |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
She says she only realised it was stuck when she pressed down on her stomach . What nonsense. You would know without a shadow of a doubt if you had a 7" vibrator stuck in your rectum. Either that or her sphincter is the width of the Blackwell tunnel I would hazard a guess it wasnt a first time experiment.
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Originally posted by johnno42000
Looks like Finchy from The Office wasn't always right.
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Miss Phillips, from Wallasey, Merseyside, # Say no more
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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That'll be one parents evening that Dads will be more than happy to attend I guess
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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This new "be like" thing people say. For example "Girls near shoe shops be like" on a meme with a picture of an excited looking girl. "Are like this" F**KING "ARE LIKE THIS"
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People who say the following: 1) People who say ‘It's Wine O Clock!!!’ 2) People who say ‘You should get out more!!!’ in reply to you perhaps not knowing what they’re on about … 3) The 'Be Like' term ... only used by cretins of the highest order btw 4) People who say 'That's Awesome!' - oh do f*ck off eh! 5) People on social media who consistently comment saying ‘Love You’ to people in posts/comments! If you loved them so much meet up with them instead of making such an empty gesture in public! ‘I miss your face’ is equally annoying … eurgh! 6) People who actually use the word 'LOL' when they’re not even texting! I mean WTF … if you think what I've said is funny then laugh properly you f*cken odd ball!!! 7) Bad pointy shoes on men … some shockers out there still!
9) People walking down the street not looking where they’re going because they’re on their phones … 10) Young blokes with Arnie style top halves & pipe cleaners for legs! WTF … if you’re gonna train then why not focus on all of your body not just the ˝ which appeared in your latest selfie! And I’m sure there’s some individuals that tick all those boxes above too!
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Originally posted by KAOS
He should get out more ...
When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ? |
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