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|  Wisbech Eagle  Truro Cornwall 30 Nov 23 9.33pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Badger11 
 Couldn't you be a bit more calmer?  Actually I have a friend who does it almost all weather I expect you have a wet suit you need one in this country. There are some hardy people here who swim in the sea all year when the weather allows. Without a wet suit. A female friend swims at dawn on most days in the tidal Fal. Not me though. I only swim in the tropics! 
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 10.26pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Badger11 
 Couldn't you be a bit more calmer?  Actually I have a friend who does it almost all weather I expect you have a wet suit you need one in this country. Yes I have a wet suit. Deep quarries get very cold. My sister in law swims in the sea right through the winter without one though. 
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 10.32pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Stirlingsays 
 Up to 27 press ups and I box five rounds three times a week. Not bad for mid fifties. As for you...with your politics Maple I suspect your muscles have the density of warm lard. Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Nov 2023 12.55am) No idea why you attacked me. I was showing genuine empathy, albeit I now assume your dodgy knees and back was some form of humour not knowledge about you Anyway I am pleased you are in robust health, as am I. My dog requires two hours of walks per day, plus my beer arm receives plenty of exercise. Oh, and we have swing from the chandeliers sex three times a day 
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|  Teddy Eagle  30 Nov 23 10.36pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 No idea why you attacked me. I was showing genuine empathy, albeit I now assume your dodgy knees and back was some form of humour not knowledge about you Anyway I am pleased you are in robust health, as am I. My dog requires two hours of walks per day, plus my beer arm receives plenty of exercise. Oh, and we have swing from the chandeliers sex three times a day That dog's a game fellow. 
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|    Hrolf The Ganger  30 Nov 23 10.39pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 No idea why you attacked me. I was showing genuine empathy, albeit I now assume your dodgy knees and back was some form of humour not knowledge about you Anyway I am pleased you are in robust health, as am I. My dog requires two hours of walks per day, plus my beer arm receives plenty of exercise. Oh, and we have swing from the chandeliers sex three times a day Isn't sex with dogs illegal? 
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|  Stirlingsays  30 Nov 23 10.39pm |      | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 No idea why you attacked me. I was showing genuine empathy, albeit I now assume your dodgy knees and back was some form of humour not knowledge about you Tis just tribal bantz. Originally posted by Mapletree 
 Anyway I am pleased you are in robust health, as am I. My dog requires two hours of walks per day, plus my beer arm receives plenty of exercise. Oh, and we have swing from the chandeliers sex three times a day Just three times eh? Must be the beer. Two hour walks? What you got there? A Greyhound? 
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|  Stirlingsays  30 Nov 23 10.40pm |      | 
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| Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger 
 Isn't sex with dogs illegal? Only outside Newcastle. 
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 10.43pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Stirlingsays 
 Just three times eh? Must be the beer. Two hour walks? What you got there? A Greyhound? Greyhounds need very little walking. We have a Kelpie Huntaway cross. Known both parents since they were pups, working sheep dogs. 
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 10.45pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger 
 Isn't sex with dogs illegal? You tell me, it appears to be what is on your mind. Not sure how they would swing from the chandeliers in any case. 
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|  Stirlingsays  30 Nov 23 10.47pm |      | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 Greyhounds need very little walking. We have a Kelpie Huntaway cross. Known both parents since they were pups, working sheep dogs. You're walking sheep dogs in Croydon for two hours a day? 
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|  Mapletree  Croydon 30 Nov 23 10.48pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Stirlingsays 
 You're walking sheep dogs in Croydon for two hours a day? Yes. Why does that surprise you? Although in fact there is a lot more running than walking. Especially if he disturbs a deer. Edited by Mapletree (30 Nov 2023 10.51pm) 
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|    Hrolf The Ganger  30 Nov 23 10.50pm |    | 
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| Originally posted by Mapletree 
 You tell me, it appears to be what is on your mind. Not sure how they would swing from the chandeliers in any case. You'd have to train them, I guess. I have woken up next to a couple of dogs over the years. The lighting in nightclubs isn't always that bright. 
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