This page is no longer updated, and is the old forum. For new topics visit the New HOL forum.
Register | Edit Profile | Subscriptions | Forum Rules | Log In
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
713 Kerry Katona's Cash Lady Advert
As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
The aroma of a freshly used autopsey room.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
715. Resting his testicles in an ice bath on a summer's afternoon.
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
716. Fertile dogs.
WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
---|---|
717. Double 0 'I have seven inches in my mouth'.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
718. Linen
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
---|---|
719. crabs with venereal disease.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
720. Septuagesima
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
721. Kyle Reece Edited by JL85 (14 Jun 2013 2.47pm)
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
722. Geoff Horsfield Edited by DanH (14 Jun 2013 2.47pm)
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
---|---|
723. Tim's year
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
Catfish ![]() |
|
---|---|
724. Nelson Mandela's heart monitor
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
|
![]() |
![]() |
All images and text on this site are copyright © 1999-2025 The Holmesdale Online, unless otherwise stated.
Web Design by Guntrisoft Ltd.