Well I am more English than you the Scottish-Indian US immigrant settled in New York I do have to admit. How very queer indeed.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Twice in a week does Teri May have the power base to sack Boris the Buffon.

and what does it say for Brexit?

"Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."

Perhaps Boratexit.

A "politician" with more finesse and diplomacy. Def less b******s.

"Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."

If he becomes Prime Minister you lot are going to be so triggered.

Probably, have a mini Trump reaction and make up some, 'not my Prime Minister' signs.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Johnson's another teflon Bill.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

I think we already know what a charmer he is in terms of his personal morality...

"But Mr Johnson’s wife Marina, mother of their four children, threw him out of the house ‘like a tom cat’ after claims that Stephanie was the result of an affair between the mayor and art consultant Miss Macintyre, who worked for him in an unpaid capacity.

When the scandal broke a source close to Mr Johnson, who had a previous affair resulting in a pregnancy, said: ‘Is Boris the father of this child? It’s quite likely he hasn’t the faintest idea.’

...in a significant victory for Press freedom, High Court judge Mrs Justice Nicola Davies said the Daily Mail was justified in publishing stories about the illegitimate child because the politician’s ‘recklessness’ in conducting extramarital affairs resulting in the conception of a child on two occasions called into question his fitness for public office."