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 mr. apollo  Somewhere in Switzerland 26 Apr 18 11.01am |
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Any of those daytime ads aimed at old people, the stairlift one where the dog won't play ball with a dithering old c*nt, the one where the guy gets so upset that he can't valet his own summerhouse, anything selling insurance to cover funeral costs to the over 50's from people that can't even act convincingly....... and don't even get me dilly f*cking started dilly. Edited by mr. apollo (26 Apr 2018 11.02am)
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chateauferret  26 Apr 18 2.30pm |
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What about the ones where some smartarse has invented something apparently clever like a double-sided window washer or a bucket that separates water from s***e, and then has a s*** manufacturer produce ten million of them on the cheap? Then they broadcast adverts that bang on and on and on about it, they last longer than injury time with Clattenburg reffing and Man U a goal down. Look how wet it makes the sponge. Look how much s*** you can suck up and it still works. Just pull this lever to dump all the s*** into your neighbour's porch. Look how bright orange it is so you can't lose the f***ing thing. Yours for only £21.99. Phone NOW!!! F*** off and shut the f*** up FFS. Edited by chateauferret (26 Apr 2018 2.41pm)
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Stuk  Top half 26 Apr 18 3.01pm |
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Originally posted by mr. apollo
Any of those daytime ads aimed at old people, the stairlift one where the dog won't play ball with a dithering old c*nt, the one where the guy gets so upset that he can't valet his own summerhouse, anything selling insurance to cover funeral costs to the over 50's from people that can't even act convincingly....... and don't even get me dilly f*cking started dilly. Edited by mr. apollo (26 Apr 2018 11.02am) "Charities" asking the elderly to put them in their wills. Any advert that has children being moaney little gits in it. I'm looking at you Idris Elba and Sky.
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| Badger11 Beckenham 26 Apr 18 4.39pm |
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Originally posted by chateauferret
What about the ones where some smartarse has invented something apparently clever like a double-sided window washer or a bucket that separates water from s***e, and then has a s*** manufacturer produce ten million of them on the cheap? Then they broadcast adverts that bang on and on and on about it, they last longer than injury time with Clattenburg reffing and Man U a goal down. Look how wet it makes the sponge. Look how much s*** you can suck up and it still works. Just pull this lever to dump all the s*** into your neighbour's porch. Look how bright orange it is so you can't lose the f***ing thing. Yours for only £21.99. Phone NOW!!! F*** off and shut the f*** up FFS. Edited by chateauferret (26 Apr 2018 2.41pm) I'm still laughing at this. I love those telesales ads "look its sucking up the dirt" say the actress with a look of amazement. Blimey I never knew a vacuum cleaner could do that says I. And the jewelry adverts. "Look its real zirconium I can't believe we've reduced the price by 90% says the astounded girl. Really? why are you surprised you got warehouses full of the stuff you can't give it away. Or are you astounded that anyone buys it? Edited by Badger11 (26 Apr 2018 4.45pm)
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| simlaboy coulsdon 26 Apr 18 7.54pm |
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The rather too smug recently bereaved husband , who explains to his daughter that the funeral costs were covered, and a little more besides. Yeah, so he can waste it down The Spoons and betting shop. Far too pleased with himself considering his missus has just popped off. And while I’m at it , his quiff gets on my goat , far too much hair for a bloke his age
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 27 Apr 18 5.27am |
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Anything that has kids pretending to be adults, or adults behaving like kids. I delete that advertiser from my memory banks
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| mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 27 Apr 18 7.12am |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
Anything that has kids pretending to be adults, or adults behaving like kids. I delete that advertiser from my memory banks Except for the Haribou advert that is ....
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| chateauferret 27 Apr 18 9.48pm |
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Originally posted by Badger11
I'm still laughing at this. I love those telesales ads "look its sucking up the dirt" say the actress with a look of amazement. Blimey I never knew a vacuum cleaner could do that says I. And the jewelry adverts. "Look its real zirconium I can't believe we've reduced the price by 90% says the astounded girl. Really? why are you surprised you got warehouses full of the stuff you can't give it away. Or are you astounded that anyone buys it? Edited by Badger11 (26 Apr 2018 4.45pm) What really winds me up about these adverts is the way that, after about five minutes when you think it's finally over and they've finished telling you to order yours immediately before you come to your senses and change your mind, they go back to the f***ing beginning and repeat the entire sodding spiel all over again.
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| Pete53 Hassocks 28 Apr 18 8.11pm |
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Hi I'm Barry Scott Edited by Pete53 (28 Apr 2018 8.11pm)
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 30 Apr 18 10.03am |
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Sun bingo. ‘’ARE YOU GONNA BINGO’’ in a female street rapper voice and musically genre. Hate.
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| paperhat croydon 09 May 18 4.59pm |
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"Dilly C*nting Dilly" Will never drink budweiser EVER again .
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 robdave2k 09 May 18 7.12pm |
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Having hated the Nationwide sisters and Halifax can I just add whichever b****** came up with the Doritoes advert with the bloke licking other people can I just highlight. 1. I'll never eat Doritoes again
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