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fubar 16 Sep 08 11.41am

Ode to Flavor Flav

Flavor Flav whats the time?
Chuck D was lyrical with the rhyme
Whereas you just acted like a cock
Whilst around your neck - a grandfather clock

 

too far gone.. aint no way back

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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 16 Sep 08 11.44am Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

MC Hammer

I've got a fiver so I'll have a punt
That you're a baggy trousered gospel singing c*nt.

 
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morganistic Flag 16 Sep 08 11.47am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

i met that bloke,
Stephen Gateley,
cheeky c*nt
tried to fellate me

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Sep 08 11.54am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Ode to Oasis


What's the story
Morning glory?
An album full of hits
copied from the Beatles
You plagiarising gits

Living life as yobo's
giving it Large to strangers
cos with all your minders
you thought you're safe from danger

Then Liam picked a fight with a suit
at an airport gate
He smashed your fcuking teeth out
No so big without your minders you t***ty Manc cnut.


FH


Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Sep 2008 11:54am)

 

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fubar 16 Sep 08 11.56am

Ode to the Bee Gees

I danced with you, I shagged to you
Those impossible high notes and that bouffanted man-hair!
Now from my record shelf, whilst gathering dust
Your cheesy grins forlornly stare

 

too far gone.. aint no way back

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Ode to Stevie Nicks

Some of your stuff with Fleetwood Mac
was pure and utter class,
But then you got cocaine blown up
your stinking dirty a*se

 

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People talk about Justin Timberlake
With such affection
Just thinking about him now
Gives me a whopping erection

 

Twitter!

Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba
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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 12.06pm

Oh J'Lo, J'Lo
Like an angel with a Halo,
But if you're still Jenny from the Block,
Any chance you could suck my cock?

 

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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Leo Sayer
Singing Gayer
The man with Starsky hair
He had it all
At three foot tall
But now his cupboards bare.

He's a one man band
No bigger than your hand
Full of vigour and wailing
Like Simon Le Bon
The Show must go on
I hope you're as good at sailing

FH

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Sep 2008 2:34pm)

 

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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 16 Sep 2008 12:14pm

Leo Sayer
Singinging Gayer
The man with Starsky hair
He had it all
At three foot tall
But now his cupboards bare.

He's a one man band
No bigger than your hand
Full of vigour and wailing
Like Simon Le Bon
The Show must go on
I hope you're as good at sailing

FH


superb.


 

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Sabrina you're a dirty bitch,
in bed i bet you're reckless,
i'd love to get my big dick out
and give you a pearl necklace

 

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Sep 08 12.25pm

Michael Jackson and his brothers,
Loads of Motown hits,
Michael would still have a career,
If he was more fond of tits.

Instead he's taken to hidin' and skulkin'
Because he shagged Macauley Culkin.

 

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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