'And don't forget
When your elders forget
To say their prayers
Take them by the legs
And throw them down the stairs'

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Looked at that for 5 minutes before giving in to Google. "I knew it. I bloody well knew it!" courtesy of Rick (with an R)

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

Got the same shirt on for two days in a row
With soy sauce stains so everyone knows
- "Work! Work! Work! Pub! Club! Sleep!", The Rakes

Don't put your heart out on your sleeve
When your remarks are off the cuff
- "Riot Act", Elvis Costello

And she won't be surprised and she won't be shocked
When she's pressed the star after she's pressed unlock
And there's verse and chapter sat in her inbox
And all that it says is that you drank a lot
...
You can pour your heart out around 3 o'clock
When the 2-for-1's undone the writer's block
- "The View from the Afternoon", The Arctic Monkeys

Inside a woman, twenty minutes gone
I got this feeling, it's not going to come
What's she thinking, beneath this chest
It's the same situation, when you got to confess
I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't get off...
- "I Couldn't Get Off", David Cronenberg's Wife

Pretty much every line from Milk Kan's "Superbad", including:
You couldn’t hang with me if your neck was in a noose
I got more flavor than ten packs of Frazzles
I’m a bad seed like Nick Cave; you wouldn’t know what time it was if you were Flava Flav

Plus, bonus Milk Kan, from "Don't it Suck that You Gotta Grow Up":
Back then all I wanted was the Knight Rider car
Now I'm into women and Stella Artois

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

If loves the truth then look no lies, let me swim around your eyes. Pure - Lightning Seeds

Whisky bottles and brand new cars
Oak tree you're in my way
Too much coke, too much smoke
Look what's going on inside you

Lynyrd Skynyrd-That Smell

Dave

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy

At 16 I drank cheap Sherry
Got plastered in the Stations and Swing Parks
Off my mother I stole some Money
Had a treat with a bottle of Martini
So sick I couldn't walk or sit
since then I've not touched it

Shed 7 - Maroon 5 . A real end to end encounter !