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 Badger11  Beckenham 01 Oct 18 1.34pm |
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Originally posted by Lyons550
Is that 'blown' as in puff of wind or as in giving head? Maybe Chateau can explain the origins of a BJ after all the last thing they are doing is blowing.
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| Stirlingsays 01 Oct 18 1.50pm |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
Gulp!
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 01 Oct 18 1.53pm |
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Originally posted by Badger11
Maybe Chateau can explain the origins of a BJ after all the last thing they are doing is blowing. My dear boy, if this is what you think, then you need 'Uncle Cucking' to, er, take you in hand.
This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise. |
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croydon proud  Any european country i fancy! 01 Oct 18 2.27pm |
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My ex wife was so ugly that when she got undressed it was the peeping tom that drew the curtains!
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| chris123 hove actually 03 Oct 18 1.47pm |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Never heard it called this before but I'm going to use the phrase at every opportunity. Maybe Sittingbourne isn't as nice as she sounds.
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chateauferret  03 Oct 18 8.59pm |
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Originally posted by Badger11
Maybe Chateau can explain the origins of a BJ after all the last thing they are doing is blowing. I think this is an example of a euphemism.
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| rob1969 Banstead Surrey 03 Oct 18 9.42pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I wonder how many men end up raising another bloke's child without realizing it? Some women are just too gorgeous to be kept to just one man. Accept my bird that is.....She's just below gorgeous enough to keep to this one. Edited by Stirlingsays (01 Oct 2018 12.44pm) Read that a dna survey came up with 1 in 50 (2%) which much lower than the expected 5 -10%..
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| steeleye20 Croydon 03 Oct 18 9.45pm |
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I had to shag my mates' wife after the wife died. How did she die? I am not sure, the sex was still the same but the plates were piling up...........
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| steeleye20 Croydon 03 Oct 18 9.53pm |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
My ex wife was so ugly that when she got undressed it was the peeping tom that drew the curtains! haha..... A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 04 Oct 18 6.29am |
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Me and my ex were really happy for 25 years. Then we met.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| Midlands Eagle 04 Oct 18 8.06am |
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Originally posted by steeleye20
Funnily enough I read a joke on my wife's Facebook page recently:- A woman inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Husband wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 04 Oct 18 8.53am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Funnily enough I read a joke on my wife's Facebook page recently:- A woman inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Husband wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” I'm confused. Are you saying that Steeleye's your wife?
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