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When someone's so drunk they have your front door open having used their keys and are standing there knocking on the door knocker.
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
When someone's so drunk they have your front door open having used their keys and are standing there knocking on the door knocker. Oh dear,did hubby have a late night..😁
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Kate Garraway. Or whatever its name is.
Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said.... |
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Richard Arnold too.
Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said.... |
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Walking in Memphis. The song, not the act of so doing.
If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities. |
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Originally posted by Mo Sizlak
Kate Garraway. Or whatever its name is. I'd like to make love to her.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I'd like to make love to her. No you wouldn't. She has a chimp like face.
Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said.... |
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What raised my hackles the other day was whilst I was on the train to Brighton.I looked out of the window and before my very eyes was the Brighton training centre which is in Lancing!!!! As my dear daughter remarked "Don't look Dad" !!!!
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Coathangers - I get then all tangled up.
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Originally posted by Mo Sizlak
No you wouldn't. She has a chimp like face. What makes you think I'm not into chimpy women?
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Originally posted by hedgehog50
Coathangers - I get then all tangled up. Me too. I really hate those b******s. Sometimes I am trying to yank a shirt out of the wardrobe and it's not coming out so I pull harder and then they snap. I briefly think "that'll teach you, stupid coathanger" but then I realise they have no feelings and the only person inconvenienced is myself.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Me too. I really hate those b******s. Sometimes I am trying to yank a shirt out of the wardrobe and it's not coming out so I pull harder and then they snap. I briefly think "that'll teach you, stupid coathanger" but then I realise they have no feelings and the only person inconvenienced is myself. Some of the wooden coathangers are well constructed, sturdy and don't look bad at all. The wire ones bend and the plastic ones snap and both can be a darned inconvenience.I have a combination of all 3 types in my wardrobes.I think I will ask my dear wife to get some nice wooden ones and I will throw the others away. Edited by Willo (16 Feb 2017 11.10am)
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