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NEILLO Flag Shoreham-by-Sea 16 Feb 21 11.46am

Maybe Phil Alexander will read it.

I've often wondered what he actually does !

 


Old, Ungifted and White

Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 16 Feb 21 11.49am

Originally posted by NEILLO

Maybe Phil Alexander will read it.

I've often wondered what he actually does !

Some mysteries are meant to be forever mysteries, my son. It is beyond the wit of human comprehension.

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 16 Feb 21 11.50am

Originally posted by NEILLO

Maybe Phil Alexander will read it.

I've often wondered what he actually does !

Phil Alexander performs the important role of CEO, he is a respected long-serving member of our club and I believe the longest serving CEO in the English professional game.

Phil has been unanimously voted onto the Professional Game Board (PGB) at the FA as the PL's representative.

Edited by Willo (16 Feb 2021 11.57am)

 

Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 16 Feb 21 11.57am

Originally posted by Willo

Phil Alexander performs the important role of CEO, he is a respected long-serving member of our club and I believe the longest serving CEO in the English professional game.

Yes but what does he do?

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 16 Feb 21 12.01pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Yes but what does he do?

I am not privy to information apropos his TOR's.
He has served under a few owners at the club and his longevity speaks volumes for his worth.

 

NEILLO Flag Shoreham-by-Sea 16 Feb 21 12.13pm

Originally posted by Willo

I am not privy to information apropos his TOR's.
He has served under a few owners at the club and his longevity speaks volumes for his worth.

Ask Simon Jordan what he thinks of him !

 


Old, Ungifted and White

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 16 Feb 21 12.17pm

I've sent a couple of quite reasonable and uncontroversial emails to the club before. The last one I just asked could they consider a pre season friendly in Ireland. Have never had a reply. So email away, they don't read them. I may even have used correct spelling and grammar.

 


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NEILLO Flag Shoreham-by-Sea 16 Feb 21 12.44pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I've sent a couple of quite reasonable and uncontroversial emails to the club before. The last one I just asked could they consider a pre season friendly in Ireland. Have never had a reply. So email away, they don't read them. I may even have used correct spelling and grammar.

Shame - I would love to go to Ireland with Palace...

 


Old, Ungifted and White

Midlands Eagle Flag 16 Feb 21 12.57pm

Originally posted by Willo


He has served under a few owners at the club and his longevity speaks volumes for his worth.

Thus earning the nickname Teflon Phil

 

Midlands Eagle Flag 16 Feb 21 1.00pm

Originally posted by Willo


Phil Alexander performs the important role of CEO,

I'm not sure that he does. That may well be the title on his office door but it's fairly obvious that Steve Parish is the CEO. My guess is that Phil Alexander is some sort of administrator

 

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 16 Feb 21 1.27pm

Originally posted by NEILLO

Maybe Phil Alexander will read it.

I've often wondered what he actually does !

Last 4 times ive seen him at SP he's been pi$$ed

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

NEILLO Flag Shoreham-by-Sea 16 Feb 21 1.35pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

Last 4 times ive seen him at SP he's been pi$$ed

I can't hold that against him as I probably was too !

 


Old, Ungifted and White

Tickled pink Flag Cornwall 16 Feb 21 2.00pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I've sent a couple of quite reasonable and uncontroversial emails to the club before. The last one I just asked could they consider a pre season friendly in Ireland. Have never had a reply. So email away, they don't read them. I may even have used correct spelling and grammar.

All goes into a Recycle bin exactly the same way lol.

 

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 16 Feb 21 2.15pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

Last 4 times ive seen him at SP he's been pi$$ed

I have never seen Phil Alexander in an advanced state of inebriation.

 

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 16 Feb 21 3.19pm

Originally posted by Willo

I have never seen Phil Alexander in an advanced state of inebriation.

That's because you have to 'stand up' to see that

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

Spiderman Flag Horsham 16 Feb 21 3.44pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I've sent a couple of quite reasonable and uncontroversial emails to the club before. The last one I just asked could they consider a pre season friendly in Ireland. Have never had a reply. So email away, they don't read them. I may even have used correct spelling and grammar.

My son is qualifying to be football scout and is studying the analytical side of the game. He sent his cv to numerous clubs and also US National team. Most replied ( including the US), unfortunately most without success however Palace was one of the few that didn’t. We took the cv personally to the training ground addressed to Dougie.
He has now got unpaid work for a non-league team and an Icelandic side. Has just applied to some more league clubs. Hopefully something paid will soon emerge.
Shame the club where he has a s/t couldn’t at least replied

 

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 16 Feb 21 3.49pm

Originally posted by Spiderman

My son is qualifying to be football scout and is studying the analytical side of the game. He sent his cv to numerous clubs and also US National team. Most replied ( including the US), unfortunately most without success however Palace was one of the few that didn’t. We took the cv personally to the training ground addressed to Dougie.
He has now got unpaid work for a non-league team and an Icelandic side. Has just applied to some more league clubs. Hopefully something paid will soon emerge.
Shame the club where he has a s/t couldn’t at least replied

Best of luck to your son. As you say, it's a shame to get no reply.

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 16 Feb 21 4.00pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

That's because you have to 'stand up' to see that

My goodness, if I start that debate it will soon disintegrate into a dastardly 'Willo thread' !

 

Mapletree Flag Croydon 16 Feb 21 4.09pm

Originally posted by Spiderman

My son is qualifying to be football scout and is studying the analytical side of the game. He sent his cv to numerous clubs and also US National team. Most replied ( including the US), unfortunately most without success however Palace was one of the few that didn’t. We took the cv personally to the training ground addressed to Dougie.
He has now got unpaid work for a non-league team and an Icelandic side. Has just applied to some more league clubs. Hopefully something paid will soon emerge.
Shame the club where he has a s/t couldn’t at least replied

When Wimbledon were based at Selhurst Park I wrote both to Wimbledon and Palace offering them my services for nothing to enable me to gather data for my thesis.

Palace never replied

At 9am the morning after I wrote, I had a strange call - 'hello, it's Sam here'. 'Sam who?' says I.

'Sam Hammam of course' came the reply. 'You just wrote to me'.

He didn't need my services but man, what a nice guy and what brilliant supporter outreach. No wonder their fans were so passionate.

 

Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 16 Feb 21 4.26pm

Originally posted by Spiderman

My son is qualifying to be football scout and is studying the analytical side of the game. He sent his cv to numerous clubs and also US National team. Most replied ( including the US), unfortunately most without success however Palace was one of the few that didn’t. We took the cv personally to the training ground addressed to Dougie.
He has now got unpaid work for a non-league team and an Icelandic side. Has just applied to some more league clubs. Hopefully something paid will soon emerge.
Shame the club where he has a s/t couldn’t at least replied

Perhaps they were unfamiliar with what a football scout actually is Spiderman? Wouldn't shock me.

Best of luck to your boy however, here's hoping he just gets that lucky turn one day to really kick start his career!

 


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