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View Mongo Like Clunge's Profile Mongo Like Clunge Flag Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 4.10pm Send a Private Message to Mongo Like Clunge Add Mongo Like Clunge as a friend

Quote Leecpfc at 28 Sep 2010 4.07pm
Kenny Lunt was sometimes called Ken
And could be found at the Bridge or the Den
She flounced from this site
After trying with all her might
To shag all the eligible men.


Marvellous.

 


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View Dulwichsteve's Profile Dulwichsteve Flag (Another Girl) Another Planet 28 Sep 10 4.10pm Send a Private Message to Dulwichsteve Add Dulwichsteve as a friend

For a flounce she could've done better
And if she could do it again I betcha
She'd bend over a chair
Her arse in the air
Begging us all to felch her

 


I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell

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Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 4.10pm

Quote Noonan90 at 28 Sep 2010 4.08pm
The only thing i remember about her was a story about her sh*gging a 16 gymnast or something.

Or did i just make that up?


No, that was AJ's Shorts.


Ha ha, I was just about to correct him there.

Can't remember my f*cking pin number sometimes, but obviously have no problems with the sh*gging histories of most HOLers...

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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View bigdirtydave's Profile bigdirtydave Flag london 28 Sep 10 4.12pm Send a Private Message to bigdirtydave Add bigdirtydave as a friend

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 28 Sep 2010 3.43pm

Quote Kermit8 at 28 Sep 2010 3.27pm

Is it the money FH or the weasly way she went about the whole thing that's the more annoying/disappointing?

At the time, it was very definitely about the money. Being self-employed can leave the coffers empty some weeks.
As it got dragged-out, it was the whole weasel way she avoided paying. These included....
1) I'm short of money, I'll pay you at the end of the month when i get paid
2) I don't have a cheque book
3) I can't get to a bank (she works in The City, in the banking sector)

If she was a bloke (and there are some that believe this to be so), it could have got sorted in 5 minutes in Sainsburys car park.

you'd suck it off for 15??????

 

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Hoof Hearted 28 Sep 10 4.14pm

Quote blakes08 at 28 Sep 2010 3.41pm

whats her name on facebook?


Amusingly it's Claire Feltham!

I fcuking bet she has an'all.

 

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View Mongo Like Clunge's Profile Mongo Like Clunge Flag Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 4.15pm Send a Private Message to Mongo Like Clunge Add Mongo Like Clunge as a friend

When asked if she'd got some cock lately,
Kenny would literally berate thee,
With lies about a tight minge,
That would make us all cringe,
And wish she'd go the way of Stephen Gately.

 


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View Noonan90's Profile Noonan90 Flag Beckenham 28 Sep 10 4.17pm Send a Private Message to Noonan90 Add Noonan90 as a friend

Quote Johnny Eagles at 28 Sep 2010 4.12pm

Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 4.10pm

Quote Noonan90 at 28 Sep 2010 4.08pm
The only thing i remember about her was a story about her sh*gging a 16 gymnast or something.

Or did i just make that up?


No, that was AJ's Shorts.


Ha ha, I was just about to correct him there.

Can't remember my f*cking pin number sometimes, but obviously have no problems with the sh*gging histories of most HOLers...


haha at least i didnt make it up. knew someone had.

 

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View Leecpfc's Profile Leecpfc Flag Praying for love in a lapdance... 28 Sep 10 4.19pm Send a Private Message to Leecpfc Add Leecpfc as a friend

Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 4.15pm

When asked if she'd got some cock lately,
Kenny would literally berate thee,
With lies about a tight minge,
That would make us all cringe,
And wish she'd go the way of Stephen Gately.


Wow! Talk about controversial! Love it

 


Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 28 Sep 10 4.20pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

I always thought that she worked in The City but not in finance, I pictured her with a Henry, vacuuming a reception area or with a hairnet and tabard, serving soup to office workers.

 

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View bigdirtydave's Profile bigdirtydave Flag london 28 Sep 10 4.21pm Send a Private Message to bigdirtydave Add bigdirtydave as a friend

There once was a slosher called Lunt
Who had a huge bulbous c***
She nicked 15 quid
Her fanny smelt like squid
Yet off for the cock she would hunt

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 28 Sep 10 4.23pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 28 Sep 2010 4.20pm

I always thought that she worked in The City but not in finance, I pictured her with a Henry, vacuuming a reception area or with a hairnet and tabard, serving soup to office workers.


she works in the equities department of a financial institution. Still money though , ain't it ?

 


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View SW2Eagle's Profile SW2Eagle Flag London 28 Sep 10 4.26pm Send a Private Message to SW2Eagle Add SW2Eagle as a friend

Quote Hoof Hearted at 28 Sep 2010 3.29pm

Quote Kermit8 at 28 Sep 2010 3.23pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 28 Sep 2010 3.17pm

It's not the first time she's flounced.

She was known as Eahlefc (the well known spelling mistake).

She has also flirted with Millwall in the past.

I am still friends with her on facebook along with Seth so I'll do a bit of digging and get back to you all as to the boyfriend thing and stuff....

Poorly executed flounce though I agree.
Edited by Hoof Hearted (28 Sep 2010 3.20pm)


What do you know about flouncing, eh? :)

Exactly Kerm....

Yeah I agree with the Sashter... Lunters was great.

I did laugh at the bitchy comment by SW2 very early on in the thread and thought kettle, pot, black.

Leave it with me boys I'll sound out Lunters with a private message on facebook and publish her reply.. promise.


Sorry Hoof. I'm not fussed what people think of me, but I'll not be compared to a money-grabbing attention-whore.

I'd never run out on a debt and, whatever people think of my posts, I do my best to back them up with some substance - and they generally mean something other than 'look at me'.

Fair enough - I'm opinionated and I welcome a debate - I sometimes play devil's advocate for my own entertainment. I'm certainly not on here to promote myself, brag about my new designer handbag, mock those who have met less z-list celebrities than me, or find myself a shag.

Revolting woman.

 


The Three Twerps were one twerp short... again!

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