Do you sit next to a nutter?
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 JAYB  Croydon 12 Aug 03 3.11pm |
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| Horley Eagle Somewhere only I know 12 Aug 03 3.19pm |
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I sit in the upper tier, block Q and behind me is a kid who keeps repeating what his dad says. And when the kid decides to shout something on his own his dad tells him to shut up and stop making a fool of himself!!!!
Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know. |
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| beagle pom tiddly om pom pom 12 Aug 03 3.19pm |
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Last season, a cup game and Tommy Black was brought on. For some reason this brought a guy a few seats away to life. His first words of encouragement were: "Go on Tom, give 'em the old twitch". Another odd choice of line was when Tommy was running with the ball: "Twitch 'em Tom, go on twitch 'em". He had me reaching under the seats for the nearest panic button. Verdict: A1 nutter. Result: Check availability of empty seats to move to.
When the time comes, I want die just like my Dad - at peace and asleep. |
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| SnapperKain SE25 6PU 12 Aug 03 3.28pm |
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There's another bloke who sits behind and along from me who has a worrying habit of saying absolutly nothing and rocking slightly. The most worrying thing is that all of a sudden he's turning the air blue with some phrases I'd never even heard, before then returning to calmness again. He's the kind of bloke you can imagine in a few years who everyone avoids sitting next to when you get on a bus/train becuase he's having an animated conversation with his reflection. For god's sake no-one give him a flaming hot pukka pie as it could be covering the poor bloke sitting in front of him if he really gets going.
The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots |
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KAOS  In a tree 12 Aug 03 3.29pm |
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Can you stop flirting with me BJAY as it's a football banter site not one of 'THOSE' sites...
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 Only Me Portsmouth 12 Aug 03 4.19pm |
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Quote KAOS at 12 Aug 2003 3:29pm
Can you stop flirting with me BJAY as it's a football banter site not one of 'THOSE' sites... How can you say that with the signature you've got at the moment... Who's flirting with who?!
Blood's thicker than both water and blondes... And I'm thicker than all three!! |
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| Statto Croydon 12 Aug 03 4.30pm |
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Does anyone remember that old woman who used to come to all the away games in the early eighties who used to always tell Palace to 'attack, attack, attack'. I remember seeing a dismal 1-0 defeat at Cambridge when the fans started chanting her catchphrase.
And it looked like Pardew.......yes it was definitely Pardew...I say |
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| KAOS In a tree 12 Aug 03 4.31pm |
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If you don't know they context of me putting that as my signature then you obviously don't know what's what winkle! Winkle?!! - ooh I'm at it again...!!!
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| big fat london boy gillingham..(pykey land) 12 Aug 03 4.33pm |
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WE GOT A COUPLE OF BLOKES SIT NEAR US AND THEY WOULD INSIST THAT DEAN AUSTIN<remember him> WAS A ROCK AND SHOUTS OF DEANNNOOOO.GUESS WHAT OUR REPLY TO HIM WAS..
There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose..... |
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| Horley Eagle Somewhere only I know 12 Aug 03 4.36pm |
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Funny you should say that, a guy who sits a few rows behind me always used to shout "SuuuperDeano" whenever he touch the ball. Don't hear him shout anything now!! Quote big fat london boy at 12 Aug 2003 4:33pm
WE GOT A COUPLE OF BLOKES SIT NEAR US AND THEY WOULD INSIST THAT DEAN AUSTIN<remember him> WAS A ROCK AND SHOUTS OF DEANNNOOOO.GUESS WHAT OUR REPLY TO HIM WAS..
Pinch me, I'm dreaming, but if it is don't let me know. |
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| Thealmightyeagle England (hopefully) 14 Aug 03 1.38pm |
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I used to sit in the Whitehorse block behind the goal, about five rows in front of Monkey, and there are a fair few nutters there. Thre bloke to our right kept shouting in this worryingly hoarse voice whenever Steve Thomson got the ball and his son, who I have reason to believe is incontinent, would disappear for long periods of the match. He's a nice bloke though and his son seemed alright. Those were the days...
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| Only Me Portsmouth 14 Aug 03 1.59pm |
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Quote KAOS at 12 Aug 2003 4:31pm
If you don't know they context of me putting that as my signature then you obviously don't know what's what winkle! Winkle?!! - ooh I'm at it again...!!! They?! you lost me there that's for sure... Obviously I don't know what's what but then I live in the middle of no where so news travels slow... And if you're calling me Winkle... please don't. Song's not a bad one though...
Blood's thicker than both water and blondes... And I'm thicker than all three!! |
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