Bex???? Bexter???? Did you really write that?
You chose the Sussex Porn Baron over me?

Anyway, when are you and Cucking gonna put your pictures up?
Cucking and Bexter sitting in a tree.... K.. I.. S.. S..I..N..G...

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

Eh what?
Are you trying to have a go at me sonny??!!
Your one looks like you're either taking it yourself or you're at a Krankies convention (before your time - luckily enough for you)

What's up with my f***ing photo??
I'm going to bed now.
I'll be f***ing sulking for weeks.
f***ing hell... I come on here with good intentions, try and make people laugh, abuse Mr Michael (as is expected), accuse Superfly of looking like one of his top 10 hated people (that was by fluke too), take the piss out of Duck Man, compliment the young ladies on here (in a slightly sinister, keep an eye on him officer kind of way), goof around with Jcreedy and now this.
Well. Nadgers.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

Sorry I8 !
It's all these Quavers, they make me paranoid.
The newsagent warned me not to buy 6 bags... but I thought I could handle it.

You're my new best mate since Moose started turning funny.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

If you read it from right to left it says Crystal Palace! Look at the CAPS!! Quite a clever name!

:pMissHolmesforever:p

Over @ The BBS

Bexter obviously goes for the younger, more mobile man! Sorry pikey!

It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

Or maybe her porn collection's a little bit lightweight??

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.