Things you would never hear at Selhurst!!!
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 ben-n-17  Horley, Surrey 18 Mar 10 3.46pm |
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Quote m1k335y at 18 Mar 2010 3:19pm
Rapper P.Diddy intrested in buying Palace..!! oh wait.. Haha... made me laugh out loud
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| Cpfcfly Horsham 20 Mar 10 7.58am |
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Quote Marke999 at 10 Nov 2009 4:34pm
Quote martin.cpfc at 19 Feb 2004 1:11pm
Dowie Out!! We Want Warnock!!
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| IanWright_IanWright 29 May 10 7.52pm |
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"Welcome back to Selhurst Park for the beginning of this 2010/2011 season"
.....bring on the zzzzzzzzz's. |
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| up the eagles! 30 May 10 6.07pm |
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SSN Reporter: Crystal Palace are pleased to announce the takeover by Dubai Investments worth over 1 trillion pounds. They have also concluded deals for Messi, Kaka, Ronaldo and Torres. They have also updated the stadium. One fan said "The food is really nice!" More great news for Palace fans Simon Jordan has finally admitted he is a tw*t.
Be Loud, Be Proud, Be Palace! |
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| OllieMaidstoneEagle Maidstone, Kent 30 May 10 6.26pm |
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Quote up the eagles! at 30 May 2010 6:07pm
SSN Reporter: Crystal Palace are pleased to announce the takeover by Dubai Investments worth over 1 trillion pounds. They have also concluded deals for Messi, Kaka, Ronaldo and Torres. They have also updated the stadium. One fan said "The food is really nice!" More great news for Palace fans Simon Jordan has finally admitted he is a tw*t. Lovin' It!
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| jelholyoake 02 Jun 10 2.11am |
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Quote OllieMaidstoneEagle at 30 May 2010 6:26pm
Quote up the eagles! at 30 May 2010 6:07pm
SSN Reporter: Crystal Palace are pleased to announce the takeover by Dubai Investments worth over 1 trillion pounds. They have also concluded deals for Messi, Kaka, Ronaldo and Torres. They have also updated the stadium. One fan said "The food is really nice!" More great news for Palace fans Simon Jordan has finally admitted he is a tw*t. Lovin' It! MacDonalds inside Selhurst?
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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| fubar 06 Jun 10 10.27pm | |
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On a full page in the matchday programme: We the undersigned would like to offer an unreserved apology to Mr Ronald Noades for alluding that his mother may have sucked cocks for money. Furthermore we apologise for the grief and pain that may have been caused. She was not, nor is to this current day a whore, she has never parted her legs for anyone but for free and we accept that the semen she has accepted has never been from anyone but her own choosing. In making this apology we would like to draw a line under our unsavoury actions that have plauged our club for several decades now and move forward in a spirit of good feeling towards Mr Noades, and his mother.
too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com |
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| jelholyoake 07 Jun 10 6.18pm |
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Quote fubar at 06 Jun 2010 10:27pm
On a full page in the matchday programme: We the undersigned (except Jel) would like to offer an unreserved apology to Mr Ronald Noades for alluding that his mother may have sucked cocks for money. Furthermore we apologise for the grief and pain that may have been caused. She was not, nor is to this current day a whore, she has never parted her legs for anyone but for free and we accept that the semen she has accepted has never been from anyone but her own choosing. In making this apology we would like to draw a line under our unsavoury actions that have plauged our club for several decades now and move forward in a spirit of good feeling towards Mr Noades, and his mother. Edited mate.
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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| Stuk Top half 07 Jun 10 6.44pm |
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"You know this stadium. Our club actually owns this lock, stock and barrel."
Optimistic as ever |
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| Newport Eagle Newport / Den Haag 07 Jun 10 7.22pm |
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"That's vintage Crystal Palace football", John Motson, or in fact any BBC commentator!
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Palace_denizen  filed under " time wasters " 05 Jul 10 1.00am |
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foreman in a hi-vis jacket and hard hat to driver of jcb . "and you can start by knocking down the holmesdale over there. sainsbury's are planning to put the bakery over there"
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| Gladall Over 24 Jul 10 4.00pm |
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And I think special congratulations are in order, as the stadium won the 'Golden Brush' for excellent cleanliness and general hospitality. Well done us. Warning: food may be hot.
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