Following on from the 'win the cup or stay in premiership' thread...I'd like to add my own touch on a silly topic we've had chats about in groups in pubs over the years.

Aside from the 'what would you do for a million quid?' Topic...This one arises often.

So...what do you prefer...A great w**k or a an average run of the mill, sometimes regrettable shag?

A decent w***? Less effort and more enjoyable.

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Bad sex is still sex, but on the other hand...

Only an amateur would have a bad w***.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Maybe I've been lucky but the worst fcuks I've had have all been better than...well, there was one when I was sixteen that wasn't so much bad as downright weird ( both on acid)...but other than that, they've all been better than the solitary pleasurings.
If you're talking purely about the orgasm tho' it's a lot harder to be so sure, I've had some wonderful fcuks that never quite produced 'Le Petit Mort' and some quite ordinary Shermans that ended unexpectedly intense.

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