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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 14 Jul 15 12.25pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

We've all done it....

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 14 Jul 15 12.27pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

I once stroked a horse and he got an erection.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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Hoof Hearted 14 Jul 15 12.28pm

Quote Kermit8 at 14 Jul 2015 12.27pm

I once stroked a horse and he got an erection.


Was that you in the "Animal Farm" video Kert?

 

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 14 Jul 15 12.32pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Quote Hoof Hearted at 14 Jul 2015 12.28pm

Quote Kermit8 at 14 Jul 2015 12.27pm

I once stroked a horse and he got an erection.


Was that you in the "Animal Farm" video Kert?

May as well have been. Poor thing did a bolt and nearly killed himself getting it all entangled in his legs after I rejected him. His cock was massive! Really, really big. Reckon he must have answered one if 'those' ads.

Kert?

 


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View Canterbury Palace's Profile Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 14 Jul 15 8.02pm Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

I'd be too worried about rejection to fly all that distance. He must have been confident the horse wouldn't say neigh.

 


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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View sydtheeagle's Profile sydtheeagle Flag England 14 Jul 15 8.30pm Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

Quote Kermit8 at 14 Jul 2015 12.32pm

His cock was massive! Really, really big. Reckon he must have answered one if 'those' ads.

So what I glean from this post, Kermie, is that you spend your time cock-spying on the equine community. Oh well, to each his own.

 


Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 14 Jul 15 8.31pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

I once travelled for five hours on a coach to f*ck what had once been a hot bird but living in Carlisle she turned in to a pig.

 

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View stateside's Profile stateside Flag Norfolk 14 Jul 15 9.00pm Send a Private Message to stateside Add stateside as a friend

woke up with a few Donkeys and old dogs.

 

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 14 Jul 15 9.19pm

Shagging a horse fair enough, getting a horse to urinate on the clothes is slightly weird.
could have been worse and wanted it to have a pony.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 15 Jul 15 10.39am

The strangest part of the story has to be the fact it was a sting operation. Entackment?

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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View nairb75's Profile nairb75 Flag Baltimore 15 Jul 15 12.59pm Send a Private Message to nairb75 Add nairb75 as a friend

how did he plan to get the clothes home? imagine the smell walking those bags through the airport. "sir - you can't carry on bags filled with urnine soaked clothing."

 

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leggedstruggle Flag Croydon 15 Jul 15 1.08pm

What gender was this horse? Or was it a gelding?

 


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