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I asked my Wife why she was watching a re-run of last years X Fuctor to which she replied "It's a new series". "Oh" I responded "It's exactly the same as last year and the year before that!" She retorted "Why don't you go down the pub?!". So I did! Saw a live band called Raw who performed 2 sets of Stone Roses,Kings of Leon,Arctic Monkeys,and lots of Indie-rock covers. Got home at 1 in the morning after a great night out! Same again next week,long live X Fuctor! Ollie's Dad,Ash.
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Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 11.35am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am
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Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm
Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm
I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye. And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.
NO ! I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.
I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby ! I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !
No you were a Foggy Bubby
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Quote Apollofuzz at 31 Aug 2015 5.12pm
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 11.35am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am
Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm
Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm
I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye. And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.
NO ! I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.
I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby ! I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !
No you were a Foggy Bubby LOL ! I was 8lbs 8 ozs at birth which in those days was a huge weight.Went from 'Mayday' to my parents place in London Road, Thornton Heath.
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Poor old Willo. Please let`s not turn this into another Willo thread. Let`s get back on topic.
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Quote lankygit at 31 Aug 2015 5.40pm
Poor old Willo. Please let`s not turn this into another Willo thread. Let`s get back on topic. My thoughts exactly. I certainly haven't got the "X Factor" !
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Quote matthau at 31 Aug 2015 1.34pm
Its all about money. They used to have to pay script writes and actors and so on.....
Edited by matthau (31 Aug 2015 1.39pm) Indeed it is, usually you have to pay the talent, where as things like X-Factor the talent ends up paying you. Only ever watch stuff I download or live sports these days - TV just makes me feel dumb.
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Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 5.25pm
Quote Apollofuzz at 31 Aug 2015 5.12pm
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 11.35am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am
Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm
Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm
I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye. And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.
NO ! I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.
I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby ! I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !
No you were a Foggy Bubby LOL ! I was 8lbs 8 ozs at birth which in those days was a huge weight.Went from 'Mayday' to my parents place in London Road, Thornton Heath. And you said you'd never seen a warzone.
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 31 Aug 2015 6.31pm
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 5.25pm
Quote Apollofuzz at 31 Aug 2015 5.12pm
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 11.35am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am
Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm
Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm
I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye. And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.
NO ! I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.
I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby ! I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !
No you were a Foggy Bubby LOL ! I was 8lbs 8 ozs at birth which in those days was a huge weight.Went from 'Mayday' to my parents place in London Road, Thornton Heath. And you said you'd never seen a warzone. LOL ! Not seen active service in a warzone !
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Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 1.40pm
Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 12.54pm
Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm
Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm
Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house. The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals. Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.
Steady on, old bean. A good VSOP is an excellent Gentlemans beverage. Besides, any drink that Eazy 'muthaphuckin' E used to drink for breakfast whilst getting sucked off by 'dirty assed ho's' is good enough for me. Get some of this [Link] down your gullet. F*cking lovely.
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Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 10.35pm
Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 1.40pm
Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 12.54pm
Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm
Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm
Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house. The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals. Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.
Steady on, old bean. A good VSOP is an excellent Gentlemans beverage. Besides, any drink that Eazy 'muthaphuckin' E used to drink for breakfast whilst getting sucked off by 'dirty assed ho's' is good enough for me. Get some of this [Link] down your gullet. F*cking lovely.
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Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 1.40pm
Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 12.54pm
Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm
Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm
Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house. The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals. Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.
Steady on, old bean. A good VSOP is an excellent Gentlemans beverage. Besides, any drink that Eazy 'muthaphuckin' E used to drink for breakfast whilst getting sucked off by 'dirty assed ho's' is good enough for me. I'm not sure that Easy-E is necessarily the ideal model of how to 'enjoy ho's'. He probably should have spent more on condoms than brandy.
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I notice that this tripe isn't doing so well in the ratings this year. In these chaotic times at least something is right in the world.
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