We are among a number of clubs in the running to sign this Gent striker according to reports

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Without a doubt, and anyway, everyone knows we don't start looking for any players 'til the last week of a transfer window

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)