You can find that kind of thing on most p*** sites, I am sure.

When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...

I bow to your superior knowledge!

You never see dead ones fall out the sky either!

I once saw two startled cats not so much bumping into each other, more crashing into each other.

It was like in the films when a car tumbles down a steep hill.

I was on an icy path and nearly lost my balance laughing like a drain.

You had to be there really.

That's because pigeons don't fledge until almost adult sized