I feel a 'whoosh' approaching.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

(Member of the School of Optimism 1969-2016 inclusive)

This story reminded me of "Ernie - the fastest milkman in the west".... and his fight with 2 ton Ted from Teddington....

Now Ernie rushed out into the street
His goldtop in his hand
He said if you want to marry Susie
You'll fight for her like a man
Oh why don't we play cards for her
He sneeringly replied
And just to make it interesting
We'll have a shilling on the side
Now Ernie dragged him from his van
And beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face
And Ted went for his bun
But Ernie was to quick
Things didn't go the way Ted planned
And a strawberry flavoured youghurt
Sent it spinning from his hand
Now Sue she ran between them
And tried to keep them apart
And Ernie pushed her aside
And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart
And he looked up in pained surprise
As the concrete hardened crust
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye
And Ernie bit the dust
Poor Ernie (Ernie)
And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west

Instead of the stale pork pie, the mother used E45 cream....... LOL

I'm not a legal-minded man and defer to those more qualified, but seeing that the young mother was offered baby changing facilities upstairs and could physically be able to get up there as opposed to the wheel-chair user, then I'd say that the young mother was in the wrong.

This tale of wanton violence in an establishment cheekily titled "The Ravenous Pelican" has mildly amused me this fine sunny morn!

"Leave it Chardonnay.... she aint wurf it!"