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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 13 May 16 8.05am Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

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Nice little 5am wake up call for me, was fun to watch though.

 

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my bladder

 

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Hoof Hearted 13 May 16 12.00pm

I am an insomniac.... so listened to the radio in bed all night.

My right leg shaking and cramping uncontrollably due to my Parkinson's condition forced me out of bed at 6 O'clock again this morning and hopefully I will be able to nap this afternoon.

I wish...

 

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 13 May 16 12.05pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

My morning glory.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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View OllieMaidstoneEagle's Profile OllieMaidstoneEagle Online Flag Maidstone, Kent 13 May 16 9.58pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

matt_himself did! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 


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Pain from 2 broken ribs

 


In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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View collier row eagle's Profile collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 14 May 16 8.42am Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

My cat

 

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View Flightsequence's Profile Flightsequence Flag 14 May 16 8.47am Send a Private Message to Flightsequence Add Flightsequence as a friend

A dream that I was attending the FA Cup final for a second time 26 years apart!!!! Hold on! I AM !!!

 

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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 14 May 16 1.17pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

DanH

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Hoof Hearted 14 May 16 2.30pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

DanH

Hahaha.

He's a little bugger!

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag Sittingbourne,Kent 14 May 16 3.09pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

I think I farted so loud it woke me up!!

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 14 May 16 6.44pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

I think I farted so loud it woke me up!!

I find the resultant odour as it permeates the very fabric of the duvet is more than enough incentive to get the f*ck up.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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