Up (the Gary)
Go (nads)
8 1/2 (inches)
Jaws (around that luv)

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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shaving ryans privates , sadly I didn't make that up , its a real film , always makes me giggle

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

Here is the start of my idea for a bongo movie:

It was a cold rainy Friday night and Susan was reflecting again. Reflecting on the wreckage of her marriage. Stuart still had some items of clothing in the house that she suspected he'd never collect but otherwise he was all but gone from her life. As she stared at the large glass of port on the coffee table she felt both relieved but somehow embarrassed about the failure of a marriage that had seemed so right at the tender age of 19 when they had first wed. Now 40, she realised just how alone she was in the world, having always chased Stuart around on his ventures rather than socialising with a wider circle of friends. She was far from destitute though, Stuart had always provided well for them and she had done well from their recent divorce. She had a nice house with tasteful décor in a middle class area of town. She had her own vehicle and a horse in the local stables. However, she felt pretty isolated.

Stuart had pretty much been Susan's first love. They had met at college across an economics class. Stuart had always been bold and confident, finding chit chat with ladies natural and easy. Susan had been shy and never would've approached a boy in class, but in many ways this had made her more attractive to the boys. Of course, she was aware of her femininity and made the most of it. She had a winning smile and a cleavage that didn't go unnoticed in the hormonal world of teenage boys. When Stuart first asked her for a date she felt no need to play games and instantly consented in a trip to watch a country cricket game, where she had to feign interest in order to be close to her crush.

Stuart had never been shy sexually either. Perhaps because she was naive, Susan had never thought twice about it when Stuart first ran his hand over her tights, from her knee to her already dampening crotch. With Stuart finding his approaches met with very little resistance, it wasn't long before Susan first knew what it felt like to have another person's fingers probing her v*****. It had never felt awkward or uncomfortable for her and she soon realised what a sexual person she was. Having enjoyed the sensation so much she could barely pass the hours between meetings with Stuart without sliding her hand in her own knickers, rarely bringing herself to climax but lifting her to that heightened sense of sexual desire and a warm trembling feeling into her soft, virginal pussy.....

Edited by Part Time James (20 May 2016 11.45am)

Edited by Part Time James (20 May 2016 3.05pm)

Nice!

Jurassic Poke

It takes two to lie. One to lie and One to listen.

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To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.