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| Hoof Hearted 19 Jun 16 10.31am | |
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Most of them live in Huddersfield. Pat told me.
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| Hoof Hearted 19 Jun 16 10.41am | |
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Originally posted by leifandersonshair
blah blah blah illegal immigrants blah blah blah. Add in something about cows affecting house prices and you're got a lead editorial for the Daily Mail! And besides, we'd need to find them to give them a cow. And then people would be moaning about the government giving immigrants free cows, and why don't I have a free cow? Easy solution- 1 free cow (or magic beans, if you choose) to everyone in the country right now. Not just UK citizens, anyone- tourists, immigrants, everyone. Then shift to a cow based economy. Everyone has 1 cow, so you're all at the same starting point. Stand for election as the Free United Kingdom Cow party. I'd vote for that! I thought you'd be too busy going round giving full frontal lobotomy's to any of us "thicko simpletons" voting Brexit. My Brain Hurts!
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 ex hibitionist  Hastings 19 Jun 16 12.13pm |
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I don't wish to erm, intrude but I hope we can stick to cow puns rather than get too political.
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 20 Jun 16 7.26am |
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Originally posted by Willo
Please do , and I shall pass this on to my journalist chums at the "Daily Mail" !!!!
textbook
interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" |
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| Hoof Hearted 20 Jun 16 11.05am | |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
I don't wish to erm, intrude but I hope we can stick to cow puns rather than get too political. Magic! In a Roundabout sort of way!
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