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View Temps's Profile Temps Flag Cronx 18 Nov 16 9.38am Send a Private Message to Temps Add Temps as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I don't like buskers. Have I said that already? We have one outside our office who tries to sing like a soul singer, but it sounds a bit like a Wolf sandpapering his bollocks. We call him s***ney Houston.


Three days on the bounce now I've had a jolly trio playing When The Saints in a delightful Romanian accent accompanied with trumpet solo on the District Line. Trapped on a busy train, I think I'll get away with manslaughter don't you think?

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 18 Nov 16 9.45am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Temps


Three days on the bounce now I've had a jolly trio playing When The Saints in a delightful Romanian accent accompanied with trumpet solo on the District Line. Trapped on a busy train, I think I'll get away with manslaughter don't you think?

Absolutely. I am totally behind you on that.

We have one busker outside our office who knows three songs:
Sex on Fire
Wonderwall
Don't Look Back In Anger

Three songs I didn't even like in the 1900s when they were first popularised. I bet even Oasis don't still remember Wonderwall these days.

He plays those same three songs over and over again which is probably tolerable for people briefly passing. For people in an office next to it, it gets so boring.

I watched him for an hour the other day on a somewhat slow lunch break though and he only got 20p. He had a can of lager and I mused to myself that if you offset his earnings against his lager it had cost him money to busk.

 




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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 18 Nov 16 10.09am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Edit. I am up as she actually woke me up when I was in bed with about 12 messages about cupcakes and Doritos v kettle chips and which dip am I going to buy.

Why doesn't the lazy bint organise it herself?

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 18 Nov 16 10.27am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Why doesn't the lazy bint organise it herself?

Because she's the first woman in the universe to be pregnant and is too tired and stressed to do this as well

 


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Originally posted by Dan Theolmesdaleroad

'Black Friday'. In the UK.

You watch, we'll be celebrating Thanksgiving next.

I'd much rather have a day off work and a good feed than have the chance to re-enact the hunger games for some cheap electronics.

 

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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 18 Nov 16 12.49pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Originally posted by Temps


Three days on the bounce now I've had a jolly trio playing When The Saints in a delightful Romanian accent accompanied with trumpet solo on the District Line. Trapped on a busy train, I think I'll get away with manslaughter don't you think?

The on-board busking on the D&C lines is taking the piss. And with the newish trains you get to hear them repeat the crap a few seconds later, but only a few decibels lower, as they move down the carriages.

 


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View Temps's Profile Temps Flag Cronx 18 Nov 16 1.44pm Send a Private Message to Temps Add Temps as a friend

Originally posted by Stuk

The on-board busking on the D&C lines is taking the piss. And with the newish trains you get to hear them repeat the crap a few seconds later, but only a few decibels lower, as they move down the carriages.

And sodding tourists, another pet hate of mine, give em money and worse, join in ffs

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 18 Nov 16 2.33pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

People who sit there.. on their arse while you chase about from arseholes to breakfast time doing a hundred things. Seemingly oblivious and not the slightest bit embarrassed into rolling their sleeves up and helping you

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 18 Nov 16 2.42pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Splinters.

 




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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 18 Nov 16 2.42pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Originally posted by Temps

And sodding tourists, another pet hate of mine, give em money and worse, join in ffs

Yep. Don't film them and applaud their s***ty rendition either.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 18 Nov 16 2.43pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Having to wipe my bum.

 




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View Temps's Profile Temps Flag Cronx 18 Nov 16 3.28pm Send a Private Message to Temps Add Temps as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

People who sit there.. on their arse while you chase about from arseholes to breakfast time doing a hundred things. Seemingly oblivious and not the slightest bit embarrassed into rolling their sleeves up and helping you

You sound like my missus the other weekend, banging and crashing around, cooking and cleaning, sorting out the kids and tidying up the dogs sick. I could barely sleep!!
I thank you

 


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