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When I moved up here 6 year ago, I was a married man, now I'm happily not. So my question, is there any girlie supporters who live up this neck of the woods or are my dreams dashed forever?
When I was a young boy my father said to me, listen here my son your Charlton Fc. So there we are I told him to fuck off, because I support the Palace, the famous CPFC |
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Just move to Norfolk then take your pick from your close relatives.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Just move to Norfolk then take your pick from your close relatives.
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I was indulging in foreplay with a girl from East Anglia and she said "Go on luvver, see if you can get all 7 fingers of your hand up my minge".
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Just move to Norfolk then take your pick from your close relatives. Why pick, when they all look exactly the same. The fun of Norfolk is never having to choose which family member you f**. The joy of Suffolk is being able to move to Norfolk.
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
I was indulging in foreplay with a girl from East Anglia and she said "Go on luvver, see if you can get all 7 fingers of your hand up my minge".
The standard reply is "which minge?"
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Originally posted by Part Time James
The standard reply is "which minge?" The stock answer is 'back one'.
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I believe sheep shagging is very popular in the area
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Originally posted by collier row eagle
I believe sheep shagging is very popular in the area Nah think that is Wales, no such luck up this way.
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Originally posted by GAZEAGLE
Nah think that is Wales, no such luck up this way. What do you mean? The sheep in Suffolk are a bit picky? Little tip from my Welsh mate, put the sheep's back legs down your welly boots so it can't run off.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What do you mean? The sheep in Suffolk are a bit picky? Little tip from my Welsh mate, put the sheep's back legs down your welly boots so it can't run off. As I said for every single girl in Suffolk there are 20 blokes for the other 19 blokes there are 19 sheep so all taken I'm afraid
When I was a young boy my father said to me, listen here my son your Charlton Fc. So there we are I told him to fuck off, because I support the Palace, the famous CPFC |
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